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So, Who is the Nikki in VT and Is She Worth The Time
loarthan 4 Reviews 2308 reads
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I have tried several times to see a provider in Burlington, VT and never can find one.

Is this Nikki you mention available for a session or is she just a private matter?

Just curious,
Loarthan

and he wasn't wearing pants...or anything for that matter

As a homage to Charlie...I put it in joke format...


It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him. I searched all over the apartment but couldn't find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in.

He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. "Well, sir, it was awful," said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartement when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job.

"So ...Charlie","Tell me about the day you died?", he said to the third man in line.

"OK, picture this, I'm naked, hiding inside a refrigerator...."


Cheers! and God bless you Charlie...




got syrup?


Cheers!

BTW, from what I've read...you don't want to challenge her to croquet...I suggest mussels,beer, and potatoe croquettes instead.

But seeing how I will be shooting with Belladonna in a couple of weeks, and then I will be a "legit" porn starlet, not just a escort doing solo shoots with her phallix glass toys, and he hasn't booked me yet, (clock ticking) lol...I don't think he will want this fantastic DATYable pussy, given his post to the thread above this one. Somebody tell Singleton to dust off his credit card. lmao.

Somebody give me some more gigantic steamed mussels, I have to practice my deep throat while on tour.

I have tried several times to see a provider in Burlington, VT and never can find one.

Is this Nikki you mention available for a session or is she just a private matter?

Just curious,
Loarthan

But she is really amazing. I would love to meet her someday. I have heard nothing but fantastic things about her.

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