While sharing a pitcher with some friends, I noticed a very attractive lady seated at the bar alone. I approached her and after a brief period of conversation suggested that I would consider paying for her favors. She said to me, "OK, put your money where your MOUTH is, fella." I responded, "Sure, put my dick where your MOUTH is."
-- Modified on 6/26/2004 11:02:22 AM
then again...it depends on how long she was at that bar...
Maybe she had "one dick too many"
Boooiiiinnnnngggggg!
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