I've shaved someone's balls, but never anyone's back

That WOULD be an odd request.

3.  In the brothel, she participated with me in a two-hour "bed-in" modeled on John and Yoko's 1970 bed-in for peace at the Amsterdam Hilton (see Ballad of John & Yoko for more info).

2.  Two in the morning.  York, Pa. The cops have pulled me over and are about to administer a sobriety test because I just drove over the median to make a U-turn.  She breaks down wailing and says, "He's a good man. He just had a little too much!  Don't arrest him!  I haven't had a drop!  I'll drive him back to the hotel right now and put him to bed, I promise!!"  She did, and I got off.

1.  A line-by-line, fine-tooth-comb edit of my fiction.  Priceless.

that would clean my place topless then give me a 30 minute massage and a HJ. She moved down south  she was quite a package.

I wish more ladies offered "extra services" as part and/or in addition to a regular session. I'd love to get a haircut as part of a session, or spa services like a pedicure (damn runners feet!), etc..

But finding the elusive true GFE is hard enough these days, can't get greedy!

Well...does this count?  We have a client who likes girls to come over and destroy his stuff!  I'm talking taking a sledgehammer to his car, kicking holes in his walls, breaking windows.  Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind seeing him myself!  Sounds like a blast!