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Assume All BP Ads Are Fake Until You Prove Otherwise

Posted 5/21/2012 at 4:39:41 PM

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How Many Different Ways are BP ads Fake ?

Pics:  Stolen from a model, porn star, foreign or advertising site.  Pic IS her, but 10 years and 30 pounds ago.  Same pic used for literally dozens of different girls ads.  Use Google search or TinEye to find out just how "real" those pics are.

Text:  (A guide to BP "ad-speak")

"Real Pics" - When she's really drunk, my best girlfriend says I "sort of" look like this picture.  Alternately, this is what I looked like at my high school graduation, 10 years and 2 babies ago.
Alternately, my pimp found this picture on a porn stars web site and she has blonde hair and I used to have blonde hair, so here's my "pic".

"100% Independent" - But I DO have this 300 pound "driver" who travels with me for my safety, and I have to give him my money before our session so he knows I'm safe (you will later learn that any money given to the "driver" is an agency fee and anything you want the girl to do (assuming she even returns from the car) costs extra).  This is known as upsell.

If she doesn't return from the car - congratulations, you now know the meaning of the expression "cash and dash".

"Down to Earth and Easygoing" - A drug addict.  For any sexual activity you MIGHT be able to wrangle out of this woman, you could be charged and convicted of rape for her inability to give informed consent.

"Not a Clock Watcher" - If you pop within the first 10 minutes of an hour long session, color this session over at 12 minutes.

"Well Reviewed" - This girl has never even HEARD of TER and when you ask her for her TER ID, you will be hung up on or told "my reviews are private".

There is exactly ONE way to assure that you will not be out hundreds of $$$ for a disappointing experience - namely follow this rule:


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