I only look at this board once a week or so. Always look for New Battery for the best jokes...... Sampler
Dear Sampler:
Your kind words flow like honey, when it's in the Bear....but at the end of it's life. Just a slow.....drip, drip, drip. It's so nice to hear that, Sampler. Even if it's only occasionally. Sometimes the bad bears like to rip me a new asshole......but I guess that's to be expected when one's humor can tend to get a little spicy at times.
You're the best...........Gordon
Here' a little joke......just for YOU..!!
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job..??"
I turned around and walked back out, and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word....he knew better.
Geez.....I can not believe all of you other roomie's don't have any new jokes for us, during the past four-days..!! C'mon here. Give me a little help. Sincerely.........Gordon
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model.
The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return.
Finally, the wife had enough and actually pounded on the wall between the two apartments. There being no response she telephoned, only to get the answering machine. Finally she went to the model's door and just kept ringing the bell.
When the model answered, the wife fumed, "I would like to know why it is my husband takes so damn long to get something over here..??"
"Well, sweetie," the model purred, "all these interruptions sure ain't helping none, either."
Thanks for keeping the ball rolling here. I look forward to the many jokes you post here and so do the friends I share them with.
Dear Pleasure:
Do you know that your generous compliment is one of the first I've ever gotten..?? It's finally nice to hear that there are some people besides yourself......who enjoy my type of humor. And, fortunately... I have some good sources for my materials. Many, many thanks..!!
Blessingsw to each of you.............Gordon
I only look at this board once a week or so. Always look for New Battery for the best jokes. Rhanks EOM
I only look at this board once a week or so. Always look for New Battery for the best jokes...... Sampler
Dear Sampler:
Your kind words flow like honey, when it's in the Bear....but at the end of it's life. Just a slow.....drip, drip, drip. It's so nice to hear that, Sampler. Even if it's only occasionally. Sometimes the bad bears like to rip me a new asshole......but I guess that's to be expected when one's humor can tend to get a little spicy at times.
You're the best...........Gordon
Here' a little joke......just for YOU..!!
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job..??"
I turned around and walked back out, and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word....he knew better.