What is the strangest thing a client has asked you to do?
She had a client who wanted to know if they could throw pies at each other.
...aliases. I would have used "Moe Howard").
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!!
was when I was recovering from a surgery in a hard to reach location and asked one of my regulars to replace the bandage for me after I showered before we got busy with the session.
Was to ignore her bandage. Her horse bit her on her ass the day before.
She had a cast all the way up to the top of her thigh, and could barely even hop around. but she was a trooper and was trying to make enough money to get herself home several hundred miles away.
PLEASE don't tell anyone, but since she wasn't begging for a handout and was doing her damnedest to "earn" the money to get herself out of a bad situation AND since fucking her in her condition most likely would not have been that great a time for either one of us, I just gave her the money, spent a few minutes chatting with her about what she was going to do when she got home, and left without even attempting to fuck her, but PLEASE don't tell anyone as I have a well earned reputation to uphold. lol
BTW, I left her motel room and immediately called an agency where I knew I could get an appointment with little or no notice. Doing good deeds will make a man horny you know. lol
She did offer a blow job, as I know that's where you were going with your question, but she was in such rough shape that I would have felt like a rapist if I were to have sex of any kind with a woman in THAT bad a shape.
"Hey GaG, what did you do today?"
"I fucked this woman in a body cast who was all doped up, but still in excruciating pain during the entire session"
Sorry, but even shallow pigs have lines we won't cross
and kept me from getting laid for maybe two hours as I booked an appointment with another girl right after I left, so it hardly makes me a saint. lol
It was a blind date from the Personals. She warned me that she had a bandage on her leg from a fall. (Skiing, not fallen off a horse.) The bandage turned out to be a cast from her ankle up to just below the thigh.
She apologized and said she really wanted to see me. We even ended up fucking. It was kind of kinky, actually. We had a few nice dates for a few weeks, and things were more fun when the cast came off. Then she got all jealous because she found out I was also dating another gal. (No one mentioned anything about being monogamous.) That other gal ended up being my wife.
Well, at least she didn't bite my ass
...became your wife. But do you ever wonder about "the road not taken?" It might have made all the difference.
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Since we are all helping to give young women a better life than might otherwise get working in the fast food industry, you could say, in a manner of speaking, that we are, indeed, doing God's work. Sometimes that also means being charitable when the situation warrants.
I'm thinking I might ask the next gal I see to help me change the bandage on my horse's ass from where I bit it.
Not holding my breath on that one, however
1) One called me to go pick her up at the hospital, where she'd been for 3 days after getting in a fight with her roommate.
2) One asked me to bring her cigarettes, a roll of quarters, and a bag of sour patch kids to her in rehab.
3) One asked if she could mail me her car keys and if I could go pick up her car at the airport parking lot, and take it to my house and store it for a while. It ended up in my yard for 6 months.
and ask me to come downtown to Boston's Combat Zone (Where all the strip clubs are.) to walk her home because there were a few guys in the audience she didn't like the looks of. (She was a stripper at a club there.)
Bear in mind, she was just my neighbor, not a girl friend or a hooker, for that matter. What's more, she didn't need to do stripping for money, her father was filthy rich. She did it for the thrill.
Somehow we managed to get back home, but not without first looking in the window of every shoe store on the way. (There were a lot of them.)
Did I mention it was a cold rainy November night?
Somehow we made it back alive. I was all of 20 years old.
Majel, if somehow you're reading this: I still love you
And I fulfilled all those requests. What can I say? I'm a nice guy (or a sucker--sometimes those are synonyms). 
I don't consider it strange but different , one of my favs really likes cake. That so much he has bunch of cakes and we have a food fight with them. It's actually very fun
Haha no. It's not that gentleman
who would have her come to his apartment, take off all her clothes, kneel in front of him while he sat fully dressed in a chair and spend all their time together begging him to fuck her her or a least let her blow hims.
Her would refuse over and over again and she had to beg ever more desperately and even reach up to touch his crotch when he would slap her hand away and scold her for trying to touch him.
She did this three times then decided it was too upsetting for her to repeat so she stopped seeing him.
with a client, it was a fun session! LOL
I love it! Throw in some cake and we're on .....
(Maybe nerf-cake-skeet shooting)
Good idea!
(Maybe nerf-cake-skeet shooting)
picks her up and bring her to the county sheriff's office, picks up her ankle bracelet equipments and back to her apartment and help her activates it to start her home arrest....and fucks the shit out of me....
My strangest client request doesn't seem strange at first.... a new client requested an Outcall to his hotel. He asked that I walk in (the door would be unlocked) and he would be on the bed waiting for me. He wanted a quick CBJ then CG and my donation would be on the dresser. I did as he asked and when he was done I asked if I could use the bathroom to clean up. He said go right ahead, I cleaned up and left. I realized he never got up once and actually barely moved from his position on the bed (only pulled the sheets down to what was needed). I still can't 100% confirm this.... but I think he had no legs.
This one definitely goes in the strange but true category
You're not sure if he had legs? Ok
for a few days. fed the cat and cleaned the litter box for 3 days. she fucked/sucked me everyday for a week at no charge in return.
An old guy with a cane.. He would just walk back and forth on her back beating off until he came...
OK
Another provider told me recently about a client who asks that she get all done up in very heavy make up.. she then lays on the bed masturbating while he plays with himself watching her...
Organize my closet. Haahaa.