We have no drop down menus to rate a rear end, but four ways to rate breasts. How does that make sense? This has probably been asked for before, I'm sure. Why should we have to scroll through the review text in hopes that one of the reviews describes this commonly beloved feature, only to have someone finally mention it and leave it at: "had a nice ass." Great, but what does nice mean to you? Small and tight? Big and bubbly? Who knows.
So let's add one or two drop down menus for the rear end. For breasts we have breast size, breast cups, implants, and appearance! If we want one menu for the rear end it could be: flat, small, average, bubble-butt, large, just plain huge. Maybe slight-bubble-butt and super-bubble-butt? We could have another for ass appearance. sloppy, droopy, average, youthful, perky, gravity defying?
Breasts are the maybe the whole deal for some. It seems so because many reviews don't mention it, ads too. But after an essay on the breasts, how about letting us know if that ass is 42 inches of cushion or flat as hell? Drop-down menu for ass rating!