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Posted 8/7/2012 at 3:11:25 AM

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McDonald000
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I was seeing one of my regulars, and this took place pass midnight. Yes, I do have a job, but, I have an office and I lock the door and go to sleep and no one bothers me. Basically, I sleep on the job, and they think I'm working. I'm not ashamed to admit that, we've all do it, but I do it more than you, and frequently too. Sometimes I get a good 4 to 5 hour nap at my job.

Anyhow, I saw this girl like around 2:00AM today, it is today and I just got back. She sucks my cock and I tap that ass and all that good stuff as usual. Left her place like around 3:30AM. Half way driving back to my house, her hotel was 40 miles from my house, she calls me and tells me her car won't start, and told me her batteries didn't work.

I don't mind helping people out, but damn, I felt like going home and sleep. Anyhow, she didn't have anyone else to assist her, and the towing would have charged her $300 for their assistance. I drove my ass back to her place with the jump cables, turns out, her spark plug needs replacement also. Drove back and forth again. Luckily I keep spare spark plugs in my garage and the proper tools for the spark plug. Changed that shit, and did some other minor shit that needs replacement. I just fucking got back this morning, and I'm thinking about going to work in my sweatpants and hopefully nobody notice. I still smell like sex, and I might not take a shower.

Damn, I thought the session was over girl? Why you called me? I felt that this had to be done though. I don't think she took advantage of me either, she had no other person to assist her at the time. Why they always gotta call me? I know I'm a nice guy, but damn! It seems like I got a bumper sticker on my forehead that says call me anytime for your assistance. I don't mind doing these things, but damn, not every time though. Sometimes I just want to fuck, get home, and sleep. Anyhow, what was your experienced like? Just when you thought the session was over, it wasn't. Please share, thanks!
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 3:18:16 AM

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johnnymapalo
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 I would have told her, I help you fix your car, you pay me with pussy...  You let her get off too easy!!!
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 3:59:08 AM

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mrfisher
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and I could use some new plugs too (Might as well replace the wires while you're at it - That's what Clik and Clack are always saying.), plus there are a few dents and rust spots on the body that I'd love to have taken care of.

What time can you come over?
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 4:34:13 AM

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HookerCops
You do know they come in many different sizes right? and the gap setting varies as well? "Batteries" ... how many does her car have? I'm sure you guys drive the same vehicle though ...

Sounds like more McD bullshit!!!
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 6:13:07 AM

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utllti
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I love and respect the ladies but 40 miles.

"I'm sorry princess I have work in the morning and I'd love to help but I'm about an hour away. It's already past my bed time. I'm sure the 300 I gave you will cover the tow.  I know I hate taking 300 of my money to pay for a tow, so I know how you feel.  It sucks, yet we all have to do it occasionally. Sorry I couldn't be more help! Email me next time you're in town.  I had a great time and I'd love to see you again."
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 8:14:35 AM

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perfectstorm
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He has no time to take a shower before work, but he has time to log on to TER and start a thread!
:D
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 9:32:05 AM

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FIDCUOF
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If u help someone just help them and move on.  No need to talk about it or vent about it.  Next time don't help.  Just say no.  It's better than hearing or listening to you vent and talk ahit about it.  Do you know what I mean?  It like doing something nice from your heart and the. Talking shit about it.   If that's the case don't do it!!!!
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 11:44:57 AM

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Posted 8/8/2012 at 4:41:23 AM

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dukkar
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Would you have helped her if she had not giving you time off the clock.  You have to ask yourself what motivated you to go back in the first place, was it out of a feeling of obligation or did you truly want to help?

Yes, I've helped a few lady's off the clock in time of need.  In some cases I felt taken advantage of, but I don't regret it.  
 

Posted 8/8/2012 at 5:36:56 AM

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mykatielicker
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Been there done that. I paid for a timing belt.
 

Posted 8/8/2012 at 7:33:15 PM

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the22phoenix
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This 1 girl I know needed to be picked up 3 different times since she is from out of town.  I did it to be nice, but she didn't even seem to be grateful.  She did not even really say thank you.
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 3:25:27 AM

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McDonald000
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Funny thing is, they always offer it to somebody they know will declined it. She said, I'm gonna make it up to you baby, I'll give you a few extra hours next time. Do I really need a few extra hours? I already get that free from her, and I overstay my time, and she never says anything about that. So, not sure if it makes a difference. One time, I paid her for an hours rate, and I stayed 3 hours, and she didn't say shit bro. She's my regular for a reason though.
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 5:58:10 AM

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I am the furthest thing from a mangina, but like you, I would never dream of accepting money for helping someone out like you did. OTOH if she wanted to suck my dick until I turned completely inside out, I wouldn't say no to that either. lol

This sounds like a case of a nice guy (can't believe I just said that about Mac) helping out a nice lady that already treats you very nicely.

Now please don't sprain your arm trying to pat yourself of the back.You did a nice thing, but it's not like you ran into a burning building and saved a pregnant woman and a child from burning to death. lol
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 4:33:25 AM

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Posted 8/7/2012 at 8:09:23 AM

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perfectstorm
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I thought you were still driving an old 70s vintage car!
:D
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 8:43:32 PM

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McDonald000
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Naw dude, you'll be surprise at what you can accomplish on your own. If you put a little effort into it, you'll be able to fix it. As for the check engine light, they have these electronic devices that you can buy at the store. Its a bit expensive, but well worth it. Its called a code reader.

Anyhow, you have to know where to plug the code reader (that's the electronic device that gives you the numeric codes). Sometimes, its located in the glove compartment, sometimes its located in the coins department. There are even cars that have them in the trunk. Your owners manual will give you the location of it. Okay, so, plug the code reader in, and it will give you numeric codes.

From there, it will give you the OBD codes. These codes give you specific reasons as to why your car check engine light is on. Some cars will have a label of OBD codes behind the glove compartment. However, your cars manual also has it. For example, it will say that its spark plugs. From there, all it takes is a few tools and you can do it on your own.

I'll definitely advise anyone to buy their own code reader, because sometimes all it needs is a simple fix. Mechanics will charge you several hundred dollars just to check your code read and do some few simple adjustments.
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 6:57:20 AM

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Jake-dc
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The guy will give you the shirt off his back - has every tool known to mankind and was MacGyver's sensei.

Isn't this site about entertainment - The kingdom wouldn't be complete without it's whiteknights, jesters, princesses and thieves.
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 8:12:17 AM

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Posted 8/7/2012 at 6:54:56 PM

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McDonald000
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My pops was a mechanic, and while growing up, I picked up the skills to fix cars, so, I am a mechanic by profession if I wanted to be. I guess all I have to do is pass the test to certified as a mechanic. While growing up, I've fixed plenty of cars, vans, and SUV's with my father. Everything from the block engine, wires, spark plugs, and everything in between. So, I know all that is to know about cars.

As an adult, I still carry these skills with me. My friends call me to fix their cars, and I charge them half the rate as a regular mechanic. So, I fix cars as a hobby. I can chose to decline it, but, I like fixing cars, and its very good money. For example, I changed the engine block for a friend, and I charged him $800 for a half days work. He had to pay for the engine block though.

So, my garaged is full of mechanic equipment, everything from a engine crane to different types wrenches. As a result, I have stored many car parts in my garage. Her car is the same model as some of my friends car, and I have the parts to fix it.

Feel free to ask me anything about a car, and I can guarantee your questions will be answered. I am a man with many skills bro, but I have a degree and put that to use. Next time, just ask me instead of insulting and accusing me. Your welcome.
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 11:38:23 AM

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ChgoCPA
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And he better give you kudos for suggesting the idea.

What I honestly like better than a narcissist telling the world what a great guy he is...

Is to simply do the nice act of kindness and STFU.  But then he wouldn't be a narcissist then...would he?
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 7:20:57 AM

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HookerCops
... which is why I know the chances he happened to have spark plugs laying around in his garage that just happened to fit her car and have the proper gap is highly unlikely. I also havn't seen too many everyday cars with multiple "batteries". He also replaced several other parts ... I guess he had all those parts in his car too just in case and they also happened to fit.

Mac is harmless. He even makes me laugh sometimes ... but when I see total bullshit I call it like I see it. Feel free to believe him if you want. I'll feel free to blow off 95% of what he says as fiction.
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 8:34:23 AM

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Posted 8/7/2012 at 9:57:30 AM

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TheHoundOfCullin
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What I mean is. If you help an old lady across the street, you really do it because it makes you feel good.
You walk away so proud of yourself. Man I'm such a nice guy you think to yourself, and are lifted.
Now if you help her and then think. Old bitch die already. But still help because you know it was the right thing to do. Then you have done a good deed for someone...
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 6:59:24 PM

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McDonald000
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over, but later progressed into something else, like my example. I would like to hear other experience of when clients thought the session was over. It would be nice to know, do you have an experience you like to share, but relate it to the title of my thread? Thanks!
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 10:58:07 AM

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Posted 8/7/2012 at 2:08:15 PM

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JimminyCricket
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Now, that is a funny and appropriate line!!!

JC
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 4:33:24 PM

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schnitzengruben
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The REAL girlfriend experience would be that she has you take her to Starbucks so she can drink lattes while you toil over her engine...lol
 

Posted 8/7/2012 at 8:31:53 PM

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Posted 8/8/2012 at 1:15:19 AM

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HookerCops
... I'm a brain surgeon in my spare time and on the weekends I work for NASA as a ... you guessed it ... rocket scientist.

Did you see that rover thingy I putted on the Mars, bro??? For example, Nasa calls me when they need thingies on the Mars.


 

Posted 8/8/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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Posted 8/7/2012 at 10:38:05 PM

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And sometimes it's located right under the well by the steering wheel(like in my car). Many dealerships or if you have an Autozone in your area, will do a code read for free. If your manual does not have the list of codes, you can also type them into Google, and it will tell you what each code means.

I use to have a '96 Deville that had the code reader built into it. You'd just have to push a series of buttons on the console(it was one of those that had everything electronic-the odometer, the gas, MPH, etc). & it would return the codes right there, no code reader needed., coolest thing ever:)

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Naw dude, you'll be surprise at what you can accomplish on your own. If you put a little effort into it, you'll be able to fix it. As for the check engine light, they have these electronic devices that you can buy at the store. Its a bit expensive, but well worth it. Its called a code reader.

Anyhow, you have to know where to plug the code reader (that's the electronic device that gives you the numeric codes). Sometimes, its located in the glove compartment, sometimes its located in the coins department. There are even cars that have them in the trunk. Your owners manual will give you the location of it. Okay, so, plug the code reader in, and it will give you numeric codes.

From there, it will give you the OBD codes. These codes give you specific reasons as to why your car check engine light is on. Some cars will have a label of OBD codes behind the glove compartment. However, your cars manual also has it. For example, it will say that its spark plugs. From there, all it takes is a few tools and you can do it on your own.

I'll definitely advise anyone to buy their own code reader, because sometimes all it needs is a simple fix. Mechanics will charge you several hundred dollars just to check your code read and do some few simple adjustments.

 

Posted 8/8/2012 at 3:58:26 PM

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Posted 8/8/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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perfectstorm
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and they told me they were out of stock but check McDonald's! :D