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Funniest moment with a provider

Posted 6/2/2012 at 3:22:11 PM

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KingCold
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Funniest moment with a provider
I once had a provider who came and sat down next to me after I told her I was going to Vienna. And she asked, "where is that", I told her, "Austria", and she said "oh, all I know is about sausages" while showing the shape of a sausage with her fingers. I immediately sensed a feeling, almost as if she implied that she is dumb and only knows how to treat cocks well, luckily she then mentioned Vienna sausages, "the kind you eat", and I was relieved.

Good session afterwards

 

Posted 6/2/2012 at 3:29:58 PM

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inicky46
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My funniest moment without a doubt...
Was with a great provider in NY who had perviously vowed that after our session she'd be my ATF.  Well, it was a truly memorable session, especially when, in the midst of a stellar BBBJ, she looked up at me and said, "I wanna be your ATM."
I started laughing convulsively and explained what she'd just said, adding, "feel free to shoot cash at me any time."  She giggled, and got back to business.

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Posted 6/2/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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JuliasLilSecret
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Mine was definitely coming back up with an inch thick whipped cream mustache after an upside down BJ
I couldn't have sprayed it on any better than it ended up accidentally.  I had put it on his cock and gotten most of it off before I flipped over, but what was left dripped down under his balls and ended up across my upper lip.  Classic for sure.  LOL
 

Posted 6/2/2012 at 5:56:28 PM

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That would have to be the day my wad ricocheted off a gal's face...
and landed right on top of my new suede Mephisto shoes.

There's still a stain on them to this day, and that was years ago.

I call them my lucky hobbying shoes, and usually wear them when I go on a date.


 

Posted 6/2/2012 at 7:22:18 PM

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schnitzengruben
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Re: Funniest moment with a provider
Back in 2001 I had an appt on one of those non-descript holidays.  As I unloaded upon her sumptuous bosoms, she looked up at me, smiled, and said "Happy Columbus Day!".  

That's the best damn Columbus Day celebration that I've ever had!!!
 

Posted 6/2/2012 at 11:51:02 PM

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A guy posted on a board wondering why she kept exclaiming to him "Find my cheese pot!" (eom)

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Posted 6/2/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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Re: My funniest moment without a doubt...
I think she actually meant ATM
 

Posted 6/2/2012 at 6:09:58 PM

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inicky46
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Then why did I get no cash???? (eom)

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Posted 6/2/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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London Rayne
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MMM, I love me some upside down bj! The cream was a plus lol. EOM.

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Posted 6/2/2012 at 6:12:32 PM

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inicky46
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Reminds me of one time back in the bad old days...
Late '80s, East Side Manhattan cathouse, she was finishing me with a Bj/HJ and pointed me in the wrong direction and I shot myself in the eye.  Believe me, Mephistos is better.
 

Posted 6/2/2012 at 7:32:43 PM

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lilalangtree
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Now when I hear "Blue Suede Shoes" I will always think of energetic facials. Thanks! (eom)

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Posted 6/3/2012 at 1:29:03 PM

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hungry101
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Re: Then why did I get no cash???? (eom)


Because she only takes deposits!  LOL.  

I hobby in latin America and I call myself the Gringo Cash Machine or ATM.  I thought it was a funny story.  
 

Posted 6/3/2012 at 12:01:11 AM

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Don't Spluge.............
Don't spluge on my new suede shoes!!!!!! Ah Huh..
 

Posted 6/3/2012 at 4:01:10 AM

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JuliasLilSecret
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Apparently he's never heard of a g-spot. LMAO (eom)

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Posted 6/3/2012 at 11:58:34 AM

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You got it. (eom)

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