Guard your loins from camel toe with innovative panties
We don't like to throw around the term "miracle invention," but if the Camelflage panty achieves fad status and rids the world of unsightly camel toe forever, it will be just that. Designed by an alert mom after she was startled by her own toed-up reflection during a yoga class, these women's underpants have an insert that is flexible, breathable and puts the kibosh on seams creeping where the sun doesn't shine. The pairs of underwear cost around $20 apiece (dignity is not cheap, apparently) and are truly a toeless step forward towards a smoother tomorrow. Now what is science going to do about the dreaded moose knuckle?
Men don't wanna see that, they wanna see that camel toe when at work. The best methods of getting a raise is to show your camel toe, some skin, some legs, or something. A women can't make it far in her career without showing a bit of something every now and then. That's just my opinion, and I don't care if you call me prejudiced, unfair, unethical, or what have you. I'll tell you one thing though, I'd hire a hot looking women that visually stimulate me, than hire an old fart. BTW, my comparisons have research to back it up.
Here is a brief summary, if your a women, and you gain some pounds, you'll drop almost 10% of the average salary (Forbes). If your attractive, you'll make 6K more on an average salary (CNN). Most of the top CEO's were over 6 foot (AOL). Kinda like this hobby, the hotter you look, the more you can charge. I'd pay 1K for a hot looking girl that I don't normally see. Anyhow, take care, and have fun!
I work out in front of men and during the winter I wear those fitted pants that actually have an area for a woman's crotch that allows it to protrude (for lack of a better word) and breathe. Kind of like a nut sack would look for men. LOL!! I'm still shocked every time that I have to power squat and look at my camel toe in the damn mirror. For God's sake, REALLY?? You have to make the pants pronounce the camel toe EVEN MORE? And yes, I do wear a good pair of workout underwear under them.
Thank goodness it's warm weather now and I can wear my "man shorts" to work out in!
Posted By: MeenaAtl I'd hate for those other women in yoga class to think I might have a vagina (gasp!) :O LoL...
I think it's hilarious that the inventor (and the women who buy this) thinks women in yoga class might be looking at her pussy.