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Posted 5/16/2012 at 8:58:07 AM

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Providers as Entrepreneurs. I LMAO at this euphemism.......
I used to think the term provider or BBW was the most absurd euphemism in this hobby, but a few ladies are now marketing themselves as "Entrepreneurs".

What are some of the OTHER most funny, or absurd euphemisms in the hobby these days?
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 11:23:18 AM

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Absurd? How about the word "hobbyist" for one? EOM.


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I used to think the term provider or BBW was the most absurd euphemism in this hobby, but a few ladies are now marketing themselves as "Entrepreneurs".

What are some of the OTHER most funny, or absurd euphemisms in the hobby these days?

 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 11:25:37 AM

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Au contraire mon fraire...
Some of us ARE entrepreneurs with ambitions outside of the hobby!  :)   xoxo
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 11:31:22 AM

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I call them "professionals" EOM

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 12:44:34 PM

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Instead of the term Hobbyist,
how about GL4P ( grandpa looking for pussy )....just a thought!!!
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 2:37:25 PM

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I like "hobby horse"...but not sure what that means exactly. EOM

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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hobbyist
by definition..a hobbyist is one who pursues a particular hobby..like a computer hobbyist..we are simply pussy hobbyists..we pursue pussy..and we enjoy it..

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 9:54:53 PM

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You must be kidding....Escorts are absolutely Entrepreneurs!!!!
I have several friends who are top rated providers and they are serious business women who run their business like any Fortune 500 company. They are concerned about Marketing, Advertising, Expenses, Customer Relations, Pricing and the all important P&L.  One friend of mine can go to her online data base and pull up a spreadsheet in minutes that will give her a breakdown of her last tour trip to see what her expenses and income were and what it the most profitable appointment length.

Remember that this is a business and the smart ladies treat as such....and for the most part they are very successful at it. Now I also know some providers that keep their money in a shoe box and could not produce a receipt for an expense if her life depended on it and they generally struggle to make ends meet.....But make no mistake that the vast majority of the women that I have met in this business are very savy business women and entrepreneurs!!!
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 10:16:59 PM

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hobbyist and provider actually fit perfctly
First of all I agree that an independent escort is definitely an entrepreneur.

As for all the people complaining about the "hobbyist" and "provider" terms, sure everyone is entitled to their opinions and there are a lot of other names they can be called, but these terms actually do fit very well.

From the Oxford dictionary:
Provider: "A person or thing that provides something"
Hobbyist: "A person who pursues a particular hobby."
Hobby: "An activity done regularly in one’s leisure time for pleasure."
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 11:59:04 AM

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Hobbyist is a funny term. I'm still fond of "Trick" an an entrepreneur myself...
I think the term "Trick" is appropriate.

 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 2:29:43 PM

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I kinda like the term "hobbyist"
One of these days when our paths [ and other things] finally cross and I've completely ravished you , I'll explain why I like the euphemism "hobbyist".
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 2:59:40 PM

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Think About This One...
Hello,

Hobbyist is probably the best choice of words for what us guys do with providers.

I'll give you an example here...

I play golf at least 3 times a week, but I am NOT a pro. I play golf for fun and to socialize with the golf buddies (yes, there are a few females). I do not make money off golfing.

Therefore, I call myself a 'golfer'. Not a golf pro.

Using the same analogy with us guys being with a provider. I do this for fun and socialize with the fine ladies that I do meet. I don't make money off of this.

Therefore, me being called a 'hobbyist' is the best word to describe me.

Serpius

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I used to think the term provider or BBW was the most absurd euphemism in this hobby, but a few ladies are now marketing themselves as "Entrepreneurs".

What are some of the OTHER most funny, or absurd euphemisms in the hobby these days?

 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 12:32:42 PM

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That's because most providers "trick" their azz lol. EOM.

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 1:11:22 PM

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Good One (e)

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 1:51:40 PM

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Very funny but that leaves out the younger hobbyists right? -e-

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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Ha ha....touche. Hobbyist is just a stupid word to describe guys
who pay to fk women. Provider is also a dumb word to describe hookers...too clinical don't ya think? I play tennis so I am tennis player, not a hobbyist. I drink socially so I am a social drinker, not a hobbyist. It just makes zero sense and from the first time I heard the word, I literally laughed out loud. "Whoreist" makes much more sense.

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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Not necessarily Mocha...
The first time I met a guy who was a grandpa that was only 36 years old I couldn't believe it.  But it was indeed true.

And just think, if the family kept at that pace he was going to be a great grandpa at 54.

And there's some gals here that are grandma's in their 30's as well...and some are very very hot :)
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 10:05:36 PM

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Well according to his thread below, 99.9 % of us are old, fat, and ugly!
So I guess in his mind, his new term for hobbyist only leaves out 0.1% :)
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 3:23:00 PM

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I could think of oh so many other things to do, than shop talk ha ha. EOM.

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 3:47:12 PM

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LOL DT...
A hobby horse is one of those horses that also serves as a rocker, but, I like your thinking!

Now I have to go to the hotel bar because they don't have TNT in the rooms, seriously?!  Guess I'll be rocking my own horse tonight!
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 5:08:06 PM

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Re: I could think of oh so many other things to do, than shop talk ha ha. EOM.
Hello,

Yea... everyone already knows this.

Serpius

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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DT_lover
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Just checked urbandictionary and had a good laugh.
The third group of definitions  was sort of what I expected:

1. A female of loose virtue and even looser undergarments, a woman who is 'easy to get', a lady who uses sex as a means of earning legal tender. See Prostitute, loose woman, and strumpet.

(Derived from def. I, 'a toy horse', she can be 'ridden' by all)
I.
"And Yung Matthais riden oot to Banbery Cross atop his Hobbi-Horse sted..."
John of Ingelwit, 1503

II.
"Almost every person hath some Hobby Horse or other wherein he prides himself"
Sir Matthew Hale-1676

III.
"Nay, if you come to that, Sir, have not the wisest of men in all ages, not excepting Solomon himself- have they not their Hobby Horses..."
Laurence Sterne-1760


Definition 5 was new to me and "takes the cake" in my book:
when you stick panties in a girls ass (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 7:36:08 PM

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I always loved the term "Whorist". ("Whorist" is the correct spelling, not "whoreist")*
Much better than that horrible term, "Trick". A trick is not even human, it s a deception. I really dislike the term "Trick". "Hobbyist", and "client" aren't very descriptive and have meanings outside this game. "Whore monger" is a better for a pimp than the customer as a monger sells stuff, not buys it. "John" is a real name and has other meanings like a toilet thus not a good fit but well used. "Punter" isn't that hot ether as I don't "punt" anything when I pay for sex. "Whorist" is the best term going in. Any term is better than "trick", even "fat f*ck that pays" is better.

*I am not complaining about your spelling. I can't spell worth shit, and your posts use much better spelling and grammar than mine. I was just pointing out the correct spelling as it is often misspelled on the boards.
 

Posted 5/16/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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Not bad lol. EOM.

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 7:13:39 PM

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Buzz off Grandpa...is it not lights out at the retirement home about now? EOM>

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Posted 5/16/2012 at 8:04:56 PM

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Hey now, I just made that crap up so you can't tell me how to spell it lol. No idea
it was an actual term.
 

Posted 5/17/2012 at 5:01:54 AM

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Granted, but that could be used to describe "anything" under the sun.
When you have the hobby of stamp collecting, you call yourself a stamp collector NOT a hobbyist...same with any other "hobby" your partake in. It does not put the emphasis on paying for sex like "whorist" does. It is too broad of a term to be defined in this aspect, and makes zero sense to me. If that's the case, every single thing you do makes you a hobbyist, not just p4p. "Provider" is a term widely known in Healthcare to describe the physician or insurance company, but hookers? LOL.