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Posted 4/25/2012 at 1:57:18 PM

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Sounds like a Nelson Rockefellar session.  She tried to revive him, but no luck. Never heard that excuse before.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 2:58:52 PM

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So she canceled because her arms were tired from performing CPR on her client in an effort to revive him? It's almost like that joke about "I just flew in from Cleveland and boy are my arms tired."

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Sounds like a Nelson Rockefellar session.  She tried to revive him, but no luck. Never heard that excuse before.


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:11:52 PM

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dying in your sleep...lol.
I'm sure it was somewhat traumatic for her though.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:33:28 PM

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Maybe more than one pop and that's what did him in! Hmmmm....  Maybe he went for that one more pop to prove to himself and her that he still had it in him and that he was a big stud yet, like the guys younger than him.  He worked it and worked it and then finally just as that next big O was hitting him in a big wave, he hollers out to her that he did it and he is as much of a stud as any young buckkkkkkk........... and he then suddenly slips down into a slump from a massive heart attack, next to her gorgeous naked ass.  She jumps up yelping in surprise, then checks him to see if he is breathing and the rest is history........

RIP

LoL     :)

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:38:21 PM

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Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:40:47 PM

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If so, I hope he was at the end of the list, not the beginning LOL.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:44:48 PM

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I told her maybe she should have blown him rather than give him CPR.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:47:37 PM

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If she wanted to cancel there are many simple ways of doing so. To have someone die ON you would be traumatic, so to even lie about something such as that is beyond my comprehension lol

-- Modified on 4/25/2012 4:54:14 PM

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:49:25 PM

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I mean, I guess I don't get it.  If this is true, what did it have to do with her.  
He died, okay, now keep gettin up with your day.

X

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 3:59:35 PM

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HobbyCity
It happens fairly often as a matter of fact and I personally know a provider whose client had a heart attack and died during the date.

At least the provider had the courtesy to cancel her appointments but sex is the last thing on her mind.

The provider I know had to deal with LE and an investigation, had to admit to LE that she was an escort, then had to deal with the deceased's family. His wife made several attempts to contact her and then began stalking her on the Internet. The provider had to quit for a while, then went UTR and had to change her entire identity went she went public again.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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dying while doing sex with a hot provider, best death ever!
She was so good that she killed him! We'll never read that poor guy review, too bad!!! Lol

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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Screen star John Garfield from the 1930's died in the saddle.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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Hard to bring in new clients with a stiffy in your room.  "Just ignore the dead bastard next to you and fuck me".  lol

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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It is kind of screwed up say this if this was really true, but I gotta say that the man lived his life. Hey it's better than having a stroke in the groceries.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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If a working girl wishes to entertain clients of a certain age or older and engage in certain physical activities, she should be prepared for all possible outcomes (namely the ones you listed).

Personally, I would not see clients of a certain age or older in poor physical health or condition (obese, etc.), but that's just me.

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It happens fairly often as a matter of fact and I personally know a provider whose client had a heart attack and died during the date.

At least the provider had the courtesy to cancel her appointments but sex is the last thing on her mind.

The provider I know had to deal with LE and an investigation, had to admit to LE that she was an escort, then had to deal with the deceased's family. His wife made several attempts to contact her and then began stalking her on the Internet. The provider had to quit for a while, then went UTR and had to change her entire identity went she went public again.


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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I was thinking the same!!! Tigress girl!



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I'm thinking it looks something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRUBrVd0GsY


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 4:12:44 PM

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Posted 4/25/2012 at 5:14:23 PM

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you are right, but it's also not something we are paid to have to deal with. No offense, but I would have called 911 from the damn hotel phone in the hall and that's where I would say I found him! Fkin crazy. I am sure his wife and he would both appreciate that if he lived. NO way in hell I would tell LE a damn thing!

Don't freaking see hookers if you know you are not in good health..it's not rocket science!


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Posted By: HobbyCity
It happens fairly often as a matter of fact and I personally know a provider whose client had a heart attack and died during the date.

At least the provider had the courtesy to cancel her appointments but sex is the last thing on her mind.

The provider I know had to deal with LE and an investigation, had to admit to LE that she was an escort, then had to deal with the deceased's family. His wife made several attempts to contact her and then began stalking her on the Internet. The provider had to quit for a while, then went UTR and had to change her entire identity went she went public again.


 

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Posted 4/25/2012 at 5:30:40 PM

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Big-Bad-John
So yes, I can figure out quite a few better ways to go out.

 

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Posted 4/25/2012 at 6:01:18 PM

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I'm a bit wild and crazy and asked her if he was more fun dead than alive.

 

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Posted 4/25/2012 at 6:13:50 PM

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no_email
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and post some pics of a hot piece a ass..



 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 6:18:38 PM

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And you are right, at least I am not dead, but today I sure feel like it.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 6:42:20 PM

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Agreed with you comments. However, telling guys in poor health to not see hookers is like expecting obese people to stop eating junk food, smokers to quit smoking, alcoholics to stop drinking, etc.

Sometimes, people simply can't help themselves from doing the things they love to do, even knowing full well that it will end up killing them.

Like you said, it's not rocket science. It's a question of willpower.

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you are right, but it's also not something we are paid to have to deal with. No offense, but I would have called 911 from the damn hotel phone in the hall and that's where I would say I found him! Fkin crazy. I am sure his wife and he would both appreciate that if he lived. NO way in hell I would tell LE a damn thing!

Don't freaking see hookers if you know you are not in good health..it's not rocket science!




 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 6:43:21 PM

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I certainly hope that she's not expecting a review from him.

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I'm a bit wild and crazy and asked her if he was more fun dead than alive.


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 6:45:18 PM

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I don't think there's any doubt that this girl swallows. Only problem is that her client isn't alive to enjoy it!

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and post some pics of a hot piece a ass..


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 6:46:46 PM

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scoed
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in the arms of anther woman that is paid. Having someone die in your presence is traumatic, even if you are not close. I have watched a few die, it is not funny. I honestly don't see the hummer in others misery. And yes I am extremely morbidly obese and have a list of issues that can kill me going on, so what is your point. you people are just crass.

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 7:24:19 PM

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Posted 4/25/2012 at 7:35:11 PM

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HobbyCity
It happened at a resort and in public no less while he was on "business" and both were several thousand miles away from where they should actually have been.

Not that easy to call 911 and say you just found him in the hallway!

 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 7:44:01 PM

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Hi,
I have heart Issues & It is under control!!! She still sees me & even saw me when i was in  rehab!!! She's an angel & I would never put her @ risk by kicking the bucket in her hotel!!!



 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 7:49:33 PM

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AnotherPerspective
 I'm not anywhere near  60, like "anyone" here
I could die tonight .

 I  hope you can  laugh at your own death ,
from the outside looking in .

One mans amusement is another mans disgust .

Threads  like this are  exactly why , I have no guilt
 fucking the  ignorant mans wife .

 




 

 

 


 




 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 8:16:24 PM

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Only when we can laugh at death can we truly say that we no longer fear death and embrace the imminent probability that we are all going to die one day and that there's nothing we can do about it.

I hope you feel better now.

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 I'm not anywhere near  60, like "anyone" here
I could die tonight .

 I  hope you can  laugh at your own death ,
from the outside looking in .

One mans amusement is another mans disgust .

Threads  like this are  exactly why , I have no guilt
 fucking the  ignorant mans wife .

 




 

 

 


 


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 8:23:15 PM

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Maybe the recently deceased should have considered all these issues BEFORE he went to see a working girl. Maybe the recently deceased DID consider all these issues and said "I'm gonna go pay n get laid anyway, even though I know that I mostly likely won't survive the physical activity".

We don't find humor in the fact that he passed away. We find humor in the aftermath. For example, I for one think that the surviving members should be allowed to posthumously submit a review to TER and receive full credit for it.

In the General Details section, they can write "He died with a smile on his face and a condom on his d@@k".

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in the arms of anther woman that is paid. Having someone die in your presence is traumatic, even if you are not close. I have watched a few die, it is not funny. I honestly don't see the hummer in others misery. And yes I am extremely morbidly obese and have a list of issues that can kill me going on, so what is your point. you people are just crass.


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 8:37:29 PM

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AnotherPerspective
A mouse laughs at the death of others .
 
 I feel fine , Thank you for asking Mickie .

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Only when we can laugh at death can we truly say that we no longer fear death and embrace the imminent probability that we are all going to die one day and that there's nothing we can do about it.

I hope you feel better now.

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 I'm not anywhere near  60, like "anyone" here
I could die tonight .

 I  hope you can  laugh at your own death ,
from the outside looking in .

One mans amusement is another mans disgust .

Threads  like this are  exactly why , I have no guilt
 fucking the  ignorant mans wife .

 




 

 

 


 


 

Posted 4/25/2012 at 8:46:52 PM

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Wrong mouse. I'm "Mighty" LOL.

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A mouse laughs at the death of others .
 
 I feel fine , Thank you for asking Mickie .

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Only when we can laugh at death can we truly say that we no longer fear death and embrace the imminent probability that we are all going to die one day and that there's nothing we can do about it.

I hope you feel better now.

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Posted By: AnotherPerspective
 I'm not anywhere near  60, like "anyone" here
I could die tonight .

 I  hope you can  laugh at your own death ,
from the outside looking in .

One mans amusement is another mans disgust .

Threads  like this are  exactly why , I have no guilt
 fucking the  ignorant mans wife .

 




 

 

 


 


 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 12:10:05 AM

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Some threads are okay, but, too many threads are a waste to read IMO. Whatever though. Oh, I am not talking about you and the video, I'm just talking about the GD board in general. Sanford and Son was my go to video back in the day. Anyhow, goodnight, I'll see you in the morning.

 

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Unhappy Endings - Death

Straining to relieve constipation, George II fell off the toilet and smashed his head on a cabinet. He died from his injuries.

Ken Barger, 47, of Newton, North Carolina, accidentally shot himself dead in 1992 while answering the phone in the middle of the night. He went to pick up the phone beside his bed, but half asleep, grabbed his .38 Smith and Wesson special instead. The gun went off when he pulled it to his ear.

King Charles VIII of France died as a result of his gallantry. On entering a tennis court in 1498, hw bowed to his wife and allowed her to proceed first. As he brought his head up, it crashed against a low wooden beam, fracturing his skull and killing him.

Canadian lawyer Garry Hoy fell 24 storeys to his death while attempting to demonstrate the safety of a building’s windows. Hoy was showing visiting law students around Toronto’s Dominion Bank Tower. To illustrate how strong the windows were, he barged into a pane with his shoulder. The window gave way and Hoy ended up in the courtyard below. He was described by the head of his legal firm as “one of the nest and brightest” members.

Isabelle, daughter of Charles VI of France, was a widow at the age of ten. She was only seven when she married England’s 29-year-old King Richard II in 1396, and he died just over three years later.

Alexandros I of Greece died in 1920 from blood poisoning after being bitten by his pet monkey.

Nicholas Breakspear who, as Adrian IV became the only English Pope, choked to death on a fly he’d accidentally swallowed.

King Alexander III of Scotland died when his horse jumped over a cliff while they were out riding at night.

The son of George II, Prince Frederick, should have succeeded him as king. But Frederick was hit by a cricket ball and died in 1715.

The first person to die of radiation poisoning was Madame Curie, discoverer of radium. She took not precautions against radioactivity and, even now, nearly 70 years on, her notebooks are still too contaminated to handle.

Escapologist Harry Houdini boasted that his stomach could withstand any blow. But one day a fan punched him without warning. Houdini collapsed in agony, having suffered an internal rupture. He died shortly afterwards.

Six people drowned in Southern Egypt in 1997 while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a 60ft. well. An 18-year-old farmer was the first to go in after the chicken, but drowned in the strong undercurrents. His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Finally two elderly farmers went to help, but met a similar fate. After the six bodies were pulled from the well, the chicken was also brought out … alive.

In 1985, New Orleans lifeguards threw a party to celebrate a season without any drownings. As the party came to an end, one of the guests was found dead at the bottom of the pool.

American Jim Fixx, the man who started the trend of jogging, died of a heart attack while out jogging.

Viscount Palmerston died from a heart attack while having se with a parlour maid on his private billiard table.

A guard in a US armoured van was killed in 1986 when $50,000 worth of quarters fell on him.

James II of Scotland was attacking Roxburgh when one of his own cannon exploded and killed.

The Earl of Morton was beheaded by the very guillotine which he had introduced into Scotland.

Attila the Hun had a dozen wives but the last proved one too many. For he burst an artery and died while enjoying rampant sex with her on their wedding night.

In 1957, King Haakon VII of Norway slipped on the soap in his marble bath and struck his head fatally on one of the taps.

Napoleon’s stomach finished up in a silver pepper pot. His shrivelled penis went on sale at a London auction room, but failed to reach its reserve price.

Michael Anderson Godwin spent years awaiting the electric chair In South Carolina before finally his sentence for murder commuted to life imprisonment. Then in March 1989, while sitting on the metal toilet in his cell, he tried to fix his portable TV set. He bit into a wire and was electrocuted.

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 4:18:34 AM

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I am glad the suffering of his family brings such joy to your heart. Yes, a grieving widow that feels betrayed is funny as hell. Not quite being able make sense of what happened. Angry at the betrayal of what happened but hating herself for feeling it. Loads of laughs. Oh, wait, none of that is funny at all. Really, it is tragic. The aftermath is where the real suffering is, not in the death itself. But go ahead laugh at the pain of others, it shows your class.

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 5:37:57 AM

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It happened at a resort and in public no less while he was on "business" and both were several thousand miles away from where they should actually have been.

Not that easy to call 911 and say you just found him in the hallway!


 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 5:40:51 AM

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You guys are just seeing "what" happened at the time, not the aftermath for him, his family, and the girl's family...I am. No thanks!

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 5:41:26 AM

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That sounds Horrible! I do not think anyone would make that up!

 

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a guy get a tummy ache much less have a damn heart attack, and the ONLY time I have even heard of something like this was when it's in the damn news. Not "common" at all. It happens, but rarely.

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:37:48 AM

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-this is a 'fictional person' for all intent & matter that is being discussed, unfortunately, you can't read/see through that. If a specific person or handle was mentioned, then your comment would be pertinent.

Now go back to your miserable life.

EOM


 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 8:20:53 AM

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Mighty Loud mouth is your selling point .

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Wrong mouse. I'm "Mighty" LOL.

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A mouse laughs at the death of others .
 
 I feel fine , Thank you for asking Mickie .

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Posted By: MSHSEX
Only when we can laugh at death can we truly say that we no longer fear death and embrace the imminent probability that we are all going to die one day and that there's nothing we can do about it.

I hope you feel better now.

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Posted By: AnotherPerspective
 I'm not anywhere near  60, like "anyone" here
I could die tonight .

 I  hope you can  laugh at your own death ,
from the outside looking in .

One mans amusement is another mans disgust .

Threads  like this are  exactly why , I have no guilt
 fucking the  ignorant mans wife .

 




 

 

 


 


 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:07:24 AM

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Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:26:42 AM

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I will teach you ladies Advanced Cardiac Life Support, for trade in Pussy.....lol.
Hey, it might be worth it, u just may save a life. ( btw, i am ACLS certified )

 

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Reminds me of two movies.  One old movie with Jack Lemmon, called "Save the Tiger".  Jack's character Harry hires an escort for a business client who in from out of town.  The escort calls Harry to tell him the client had a heart attack.  Harry goes up to the client's room but by the time he gets there the rescue squad has the corpse on a stretcher and the cops are there.  Harry asks the escort what happened and she said the client wanted her to keep him on the edge but finally his heart couldn't take it.  "You should have known better than that in this guy's condition," Harry says, "You're a professional."  Harry then gets the cops and rescue squad guys to agree not to tell the client's family who he was with and what he was doing when he died.  Lemmon won an Oscar for the film.

The other movie, "Private Benjamin", had Goldie Hawn in her 20's marrying a guy in his 40's.  After the wedding and before they go to bed the hubby wants to screw on the hotel bathroom floor and has a fatal heart attack on top of her.  The next day the deceased's mom asks Goldie, "What were his last words?"  Goldie replies, "I'm coming."

In a real life situation there are elements of tragedy and humor.  A lot of us would like to go doing something we love, and we all gotta die sometime. The Nelson Rockefeller way to go sounds great. It could be upsetting to the guy's family, though, depending on the circumstances.   And it would no doubt be upsetting to the woman, escort or not.  Really could put a damper on the libido for a couple of days at least.

 

Posted 4/28/2012 at 1:02:29 AM

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If the guy and girl are not too particularly concerned themselves over the aftermath by engaging in such activity despite the obvious risks, then why should I or anyone else give a damn about the aftermath ourselves?

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You guys are just seeing "what" happened at the time, not the aftermath for him, his family, and the girl's family...I am. No thanks!


 

Posted 4/28/2012 at 8:58:02 AM

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Nope, that's BLS. ( basic life support )
ACLS, is the real deal!!
Tough course.

 

Posted 4/28/2012 at 10:03:35 AM

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Not CBR or CPR but ACLS. In fact I have taken it but I paid for it in cash. Yes it is a tough course, but it has came in handy. I can also take food handling, CNA training,  phlebotomy, BLS, CPR, web design, and computer basics for free as well. Isn't government money great.