Jibber-Jabber like a real GF or SO all session long. WTF?! Yickewty-Yackety-Yippitee-Yap.
Now, I don't mean the "intelligent conversation" that I'm sure that every Provider who reads this post provides

but rather, the constant broken records of the bills that can't be paid; the car that needs fixing; the things that the kids need; the assholes they've fucked in and out of the hobby; and any other blather that comes forth.
Seriously, isn't part of the fantasy that at some point during the session, unlike our real SO's, just bend over and Shut The Fuck Up?
So, I've learned over the years not to raise an issue without proposing a solution. Here you go:
I propose that TER adds a Blather field to the Profiles. It could have just 3 values: Low, Medium, or High - OR in the alternative - Helen Keller, Chatty Cathy, or Drove Me Fucking Nuts.
That way, guys can weed out the blatherers according to their taste. If they are normally Momma's Basement Shut Ins and need the constant contact, they can go for the High Blatherers; or if they just like the background noise, they can choose the Chatty Cathys; and, of course, if they just need a break from the Jibber-Jabber that they have to listen to in their real lives, they can go with the Helen Kellers, who just moan and grunt at the right times.
What do you Super Duper TER Troopers think??