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Posted 4/26/2012 at 6:37:16 AM

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WillyJohnson
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Your perfect girl?
I was watching an old movie named "Simone" in which Al Pacino plays a movie director who digitizes the perfect actress using characteristics and looks of Hollywood's greatest actress'.

So it got me thinking with all the talk of robotic women in the future and human like dolls already on the market, if I could create my perfect escort who and what would I draw from the providers we have in the current market.

So without shilling, if possible, what characteristics of which providers would you combine to create your perfect lady of the night?

I will decline to participate as it would definitely look like an attempt to shill my favorites.

I hope this provides a laughs and some fun.

Willy
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:44:40 AM

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XLTrojan
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Here's a start
5'9" to 6'1"
D or DD cup size
Loves DFK
Loves oral ( not covered )
Flexible
Landing strip
Great personality and sense of humor (have to be to have me for a lover)
And you know, I wanted to try the female condom

Good topic, Willy

I'm sure I'd never be considered the perfect hobbyiest for any provider

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:03:12 AM

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Well since you asked....lol
Those Svedka Vodka Robots on the billboards in Buckhead are pretty hot....

But seriously if I could model a she bot after a few providers, here's who I'd throw in the pot....

Meena- that gorgeous body and hair
Khori- sultry, sexy swag lol and bod
Misty- I love her tits (and I love her chicken and dumplings)
Terri Lynn- shes hot and a blast im sure

Just saying :)

Xoxo
Jas

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:08:14 AM

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Honey_Badger
I've found the perfect woman...
I've found the perfect woman,
I couldn't ask for more,
she's deaf & dumb and oversexed,
and owns a liquor store!
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:18:28 AM

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foguete69
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can't do it Willy without creating
a Frankenstein.  Imean you take tits of one and put em on another.
then take the head of one and put it on that bod and what made
those parts good was their uniqueness.  i mean after all even if you created
your perfect provider you would get tired of fucking her and be out there
browsing eros and ter......
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 8:34:29 AM

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Impossible... An oxymoron
Ok, I remember Kelly LeBrock in WEIRD SCIENCE and have met Vanessa Angel form the WEIRD SCIENCE TV show at DragonCon (a truly lovely lady in all aspects I'm aware of).

Building the perfect woman is saying the Bride of Frankenstein is the Ideal Woman. It's a nice idea, but the consequences are horrendous.

I will try to never say my perfect girl is "A's Frame with B's boobs, and C's sense of humour but I like the way D uses her kegels." Each lady is unique, and I appreciate her as an individual. Maybe that's archaic, but true.

I'm much more inclined to say my perfect girl "is a lot like Jennifer Love Hewitt - pretty face, great smile, rockin bod... but even she isn't perfect." Me... I like Variety. Sure, if you look through my reviews, you might come up with a 'type' but that's misleading. Why? I also think Tyra Banks, Halle Berry, Selma Hayek, Miranda Kerr, Laura Vandervoort and a few others also fit that vague description.

Besides, I'm not arrogant enough to believe that the Prefect Girl/Provider thinks that I'm the Perfect Guy/Client.

My 2 cents,

Not-So-Perfect Kosh
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:27:05 AM

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No perfect woman exited in past, eixist today or will exist tomorrow

What is this fascination with 'PERFECTION'?

Universe is chaotic so nothing perfect can ever exist!

Quote:
Posted By: WillyJohnson
I was watching an old movie named "Simone" in which Al Pacino plays a movie director who digitizes the perfect actress using characteristics and looks of Hollywood's greatest actress'.

So it got me thinking with all the talk of robotic women in the future and human like dolls already on the market, if I could create my perfect escort who and what would I draw from the providers we have in the current market.

So without shilling, if possible, what characteristics of which providers would you combine to create your perfect lady of the night?

I will decline to participate as it would definitely look like an attempt to shill my favorites.

I hope this provides a laughs and some fun.

Willy

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:52:50 AM

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She would be some combination of
Wild things Denise Richardson
Weird Science Kelly Lebrock
Waynes World - lusty guitar chick
Simone - Simone
Cameron Diaz
Anne Hathaway

And oh several dozen more.

I am waiting for sex industry to develop virtual reality headsets with full erotic interface, so I can have virtual "dial-a-fuck" with whatever perfect woman I need at that time.  Sort of like what sandra bullock and sly stallone used in demolition man.  
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 3:18:37 PM

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The next one.........eom


Quote:
Posted By: WillyJohnson
I was watching an old movie named "Simone" in which Al Pacino plays a movie director who digitizes the perfect actress using characteristics and looks of Hollywood's greatest actress'.

So it got me thinking with all the talk of robotic women in the future and human like dolls already on the market, if I could create my perfect escort who and what would I draw from the providers we have in the current market.

So without shilling, if possible, what characteristics of which providers would you combine to create your perfect lady of the night?

I will decline to participate as it would definitely look like an attempt to shill my favorites.

I hope this provides a laughs and some fun.

Willy

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 6:53:49 AM

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WillyJohnson
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Re: Here's a start
I was hoping you might name the provider that correlates to the characteristics. This would make it more personal.

Willy
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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CaitlinKincaid
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Im 5'9" and DD, eom


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Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:23:05 AM

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XLTrojan
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I'm a little slow...I get it now
Of the ladies I've seen :
Face - Kacey Cumming
Breasts - Teri47
Nipples - TL
Ass - Taylor Atlanta
Legs - Genna

Of those I've yet to see (definately on bucket list)
Face - Reece
Breasts - Khori
Ass - Steffi Stevens
Legs - Morgan Marie

Just one man's thoughts

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Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:24:55 AM

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Hey Jas, thanks! You are so sweet!
I think Morgan Marie has the perfect bod....she's built like a brick house!  Hot!  :)
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:31:14 AM

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" Meena- that gorgeous body and hair "
You've got that right.  Yummy !!!!!!!
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 8:08:27 AM

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Awww thanks Jas!!
I think you all know that I think Tylor Blake is just smokin hot AND Steffi has an ass that is to die for. Meena and Khori are absolutely GORGEOUS!!! I want them all! I know, I am a greedy whore lol!
Hugs and kisses
TL
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 3:33:00 PM

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Lol, I don't know how great my tits are...
But my Chicken and dumplings are the BOMB!!!! LOL

Damn diet!  I would love to have some with a big ol slice of cornbread.
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 11:53:06 PM

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Wowee!
I'd love to be combined with Khori, Misty & Terri Lynn! :D

Quote:
Posted By: jasminetheboss
Those Svedka Vodka Robots on the billboards in Buckhead are pretty hot....

But seriously if I could model a she bot after a few providers, here's who I'd throw in the pot....

Meena- that gorgeous body and hair
Khori- sultry, sexy swag lol and bod
Misty- I love her tits (and I love her chicken and dumplings)
Terri Lynn- shes hot and a blast im sure

Just saying :)

Xoxo
Jas

 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 9:16:04 AM

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Bush_Whacker
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Posted 4/26/2012 at 11:57:33 PM

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MeenaValero
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I'll trade you some hair for some of that sexy ass ;D (eom)

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Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:53:56 AM

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WillyJohnson
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Good Job! Great choices!! eom

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Posted 4/26/2012 at 6:52:20 PM

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AtlantaFantasies
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Awww thank you!! eom

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Posted 4/26/2012 at 7:02:02 PM

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terrilynn
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Look Brad45M!!
You KNOW if you touch my nipples you will HAVE to F#@K my ass baby!
You KNOW the deal! haha!
Thanks so much for thinking of my nipples! Cant wait for you to pleasure me again  (and me you!) ;)
I know I know, I am such a .... remember? lol
Hugs and kisses
TL
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:32:38 AM

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WillyJohnson
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you people need to go get laid!!!
You are way too fucking uptight. You can't even try to enjoy a fun post without analyzing the hell out of it and trying to make some big fucking deal out of it.
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 10:46:11 AM

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jasminetheboss
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LIKE LIKE LIKE LOL .... (e)

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Posted 4/26/2012 at 12:24:26 PM

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foguete69
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woody allen's
Orgasmatron in Sleeper.
Lol
 

Posted 4/26/2012 at 4:00:00 PM

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terrilynn
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Gawd me too!
I love some chicken and dumpling BUT I also LOVE you tits!
Hugs and kisses
TL