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:-) Oy Vey -- Is this Deli kosher ? It's making me fucking hungry ! teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 1/12/2010 1:51:06 AM
Oy Vey, squirting is cool, BUT for golden showers... red_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 12/21/2009 10:21:17 PM
;-) Oy Vey, I never fucked anyone named "Abe" ? teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 12/19/2009 5:57:13 AM
Oy Vey you spent $2000 + shekels to TOFTT ? Smelly Gefilte Fish! red_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 11/18/2009 10:16:46 AM
;-) Rush -a- homa ! Octavia please cum blow my Shofar !  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 9/17/2009 4:17:17 AM
Oy Vey! No offense, but I don't TOFTT @ $700/hr. That ain't chopped liver!  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 5/12/2008 12:11:37 AM
Fire up the Menorah. May eveyone get laid !!! ;-) eom teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 12/4/2007 12:09:32 AM
Let's face it, searches take 10 mins. max... just plug in criteria.  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 10/23/2007 5:55:56 AM
Oy Vey, I'd eat the corn out of her shit ! Hot ! Too good to be true  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 10/12/2007 3:02:36 AM
Oy, collectively, an ugly group---gefilte fish is more attractive! sad_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 9/1/2007 11:10:42 PM
Another Cohen ! Beautiful ! Do you fix brakes? Trunk locks?... confused_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/28/2007 3:25:09 AM
for you guys that will fuck manatees---- "Mish with a Fish"?  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/23/2007 2:32:32 AM
My customers love my food ! ............. teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/18/2007 6:14:08 AM
Yes, we serve fountain drinks at the deli ! Have an egg cream! teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/18/2007 3:57:08 AM
Of course I can make "glazed" bagels too ! Mazeltov !... regular_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/18/2007 3:39:44 AM
I make bagels instead of donuts ! Have a "schmear" on one! teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/18/2007 3:32:02 AM
Here's my head waitress... sure she's kosher... teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/18/2007 12:29:24 AM
No cream cheese needed. Maybe cream pie ? lol ...... regular_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/18/2007 12:23:29 AM
OK. I used to be a Kosher sous chef--- LMAO....pass the lox teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/18/2007 12:15:03 AM
Oy Vey-- Isn't a "bony BBW" an oxymoron??? ROTFLMAO teeth_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 7/8/2007 11:36:31 PM
No-- oy vey --can't discuss--- you have mail. eom  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 6/29/2007 6:33:28 PM
Oy Vey-The ad seems FAKE ! Jewish, & swallows & Facials?  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 5/18/2007 10:31:25 PM
Oy Vey Ex Lurker, you have a DC imitator. See link below.  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 5/9/2007 1:33:17 AM
A good reason Not to get Shit Faced, and do Doggie on Passover! regular_smile by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 4/2/2007 10:53:44 PM
No problem finding Jewish girls in NYC. More Jews in NYC than Tel Aviv.  by  Shlomo Shlong Dong  at 3/18/2007 10:47:48 AM
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