Ive got a bit of a stomach bug so I wont be around the rest of this week. Im sorry. I suck. ;-(
You could have used this as an opportunity to offer some incredibly niche-oriented fetish services...
But i love it!! LMAO
assholes who like to make jokes at other's expense.
That's right Tamsen... I shall ride in on my noble steed to save you from these hooligans making a poop joke. I am the White Knight of your dreams!
lighten up dude...
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