So my skinny neck mofo. Is there a way to address the issue without causing irreversible damage?
I have yet to have an encounter with pungent or rancid odor from down south emanating from any of my SBs but if I do, consider the allowance flushed down the toilet because I ain't going there and in most likelihood , she will not see me again!
I know someone that partakes in both worlds and he is having issues of the aromas that the SBs have vs pros. I agree slightly but I also understand that it isnt always just showered fresh with civvies and SB. Any thoughts?
Often I have picked up an SB I had been in arrangement with from college, work, etc... We would go back to my place and although I would quickly jump in the shower and offer to lather them up too, about 1/2 of them would just prefer to get naked, hop onto bed and wait for me!!! Call it laziness, don't want to get my hair wet, lack of best hygiene and anything in between! I have had overnight stays when the SB forgets to bring her tooth brush and even when offered a fresh one from the pack of my new Costco brushes, I have had a few decline! Needless to say certain foibles and lack of demonstrable proper hygiene would lead to their demise rather quickly.
I have yet to have an encounter with pungent or rancid odor from down south emanating from any of my SBs but if I do, consider the allowance flushed down the toilet because I ain't going there and in most likelihood , she will not see me again!
So my skinny neck mofo. Is there a way to address the issue without causing irreversible damage?
I have yet to have an encounter with pungent or rancid odor from down south emanating from any of my SBs but if I do, consider the allowance flushed down the toilet because I ain't going there and in most likelihood , she will not see me again!
and buy a family pack of Febreze you curvy mutterfracker! 
Chalk up another advantage to seeing a pro. She always showers in the morning after BB sex with her SO.
At bargain SB rates you're no longer paying for that fresh and tasty fantasy pussy.
Try suggesting you both jump in the hot tub before BCD time. Otherwise, learn to breathe through your ears.
I know this for a fact having been the SO of a hooker.
I remember one time my hooker GF had a 7 AM appointment, you know one of those guys who wanted to be the "first" of the day. Well the night before we were up until about 3 AM and I was a bit grumpy about getting tossed out of bed that early in the morning so she could make her appointment. She got up at about 6 AM, took her shower, primped and preened herself to get ready for her date while I got some more sleep. At about 6:45 she is trying to get me out of bed to shoo me out of the apartment so I don't cross her "date" in the hallway. So I dragged her ass back in bed, had my way with her and didn't walk out the door until right at 7 AM, I know she didn't have time to take another shower. I've often wondered if the guy ever figured out he was NOT the first of the day. Somehow I doubt it. lol
not skank whore that would saddle up with someone like GaG, but duly noted. I believe CDL has shared similar stories of life with a hooker.
But seriously, this may be the funniest thread I've read in a long time. "How do you tell a girl her snatch smells." I'm fighting every urge to share this on the GD.
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Humor was the intent.
But seriously, this may be the funniest thread I've read in a long time. "How do you tell a girl her snatch smells." I'm fighting every urge to share this on the GD.
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I think it depends on the individual. The SBs I have seen have been impeccable. They are squeaky clean and nicely dressed, as they would be for a real date. On occasion, I have had issues with pros who had seen other guys earlier in the day. Most SBs have sex at most once a day; most pros are higher volume than that.
My best and longest running arrangement lasted a year and that girl was ALWAYS freshly showered for every date. But some of the others, not so much. And I love to daty and I too have had some aroma issues with the non pros. I have not figured out any polite way to ask them to wash that thing beforehand so I too would appreciate a meaningful suggestion.
If the lady has just been going about her day and she hasnt showered in 5 or 6 hours things can happen! Its natural lol.
Hasn't been related to hygiene, fortunately. It has been the perfume some SBs choose. I really don't appreciate a strong perfume and makes me a little paranoid that it might stay with me, even if when I shower after.
Escorts are pros, SB's quasi pros who deny being a hooker.
I had one hot 21 year old college girl over, made small talk, and she was "lets go upstairs now and fuck". Clothes came off, tight perfect body, pretty, etc. After kissing and I had a raging hard on she swung her pussy over my face and wanted 69. I had a whiff, then looked and saw white cheese. Her flora was all over the fauna, nasty yeast infection. My boner dropped. She goes what happened you had a nice erection? I was unsure if I should say something or not. I chickened out and just said oh well. Thought maybe I'll just get a BJ. But after kissing a bit nothing would happen it was just too gross. So I told her go, I wasted $300. Then an hour later I texted another SB I hadn't seen but was interested in. I told her I'm horny and want her. We never discussed money just had a nice exchange. She said give me an hour. She was local.
She came over, hair wet from shower, awesome huge tits, thick nipples, a real surprise, I had the best fucking sex and conversation. Guess what, she never asked me for money. I gave her $300 when she left, I don't think she even wanted it.