Had a meet and greet set for last Saturday. Confirmed day before with my usual line..."text by ___ to confirm that we are on our way." This has saved me a couple of times as even day before confirmation means nothing to some of these youngsters. So, I text her 1.5 hours before and then heard nothing. I then texted..."I assume you are not showing up....canceled" 5 minutes later I get a text from her. "Sorry about not getting back to you. I just found out I am pregnant." After I finished laughing, I texted "Congratulations?" Her reply? "Not for my ex!" So, being the dog that I am, I asked her when she wanted to get together...let's skip the meet and greet and go right BCD. We are meeting Saturday...what can I say? Pregnant chicks are hot...true story
I knew a young woman with a little boy who told me that when she was pregnant with him her libido went through the roof. She simply wanted to fuck everything and anything all the time. She figured it was the baby's male hormones running around her system, but who knows?
Interesting how every pregnant hooker has a conveniently placed "Boyfriend" to connect to the pregnancy-never do they admit that it is a "Trick Baby" with father "Unknown" !