The first Saturday in May should be National Provider Appreciation Day. There is such a variety of ages, shapes, sizes,
donation requests, heritages, and services that there is something for everyone. So say thank you to your favorite or
your want to meet provider. To the cynics who say their compensation is enough appreciation, I say go suck it. If not
for the providers you would be dating Mrs. Thumb & her 4 daughters. (That should generate some conversation)
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