Jews, at least those who keep Kosher (and others, including Moslems) eschew pork. Nothing antisemetic there.
Jews, and I in particular, are, let's say, frugel. I consider this a very nobel trait. One of the most treasured things passed on to me by my father (May he rest in peace.) Ergo, there is a certain tension created when a person is offered a free something that may be morally abhorrent (though sensually pleasant) and this (according to Freud, no less {also a Jew}, is a basis for much of the humor in our culture. I have read no end of Jewish jokes authored by some of the finest Jewish (and non-Jewish) comics in our society and many dwell on the thriftiness trait. I take no offense here and I am sure, none was intended.
I certainly don't deny the existence of antisemetic jokes. These are ones that spread vicious lies like Jews being responsible for cult murders or Jews stealing, etc. But this ain't one of them.
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with
everybody at the party except you.
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4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
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8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass?
A mechanic.
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9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
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10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
The one who can eat the last donut.
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11) Jewish dilemma:
Free PORK.
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12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex:
"Are you in?"
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13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex:
"Honey, I'm home!"
Jews, at least those who keep Kosher (and others, including Moslems) eschew pork. Nothing antisemetic there.
Jews, and I in particular, are, let's say, frugel. I consider this a very nobel trait. One of the most treasured things passed on to me by my father (May he rest in peace.) Ergo, there is a certain tension created when a person is offered a free something that may be morally abhorrent (though sensually pleasant) and this (according to Freud, no less {also a Jew}, is a basis for much of the humor in our culture. I have read no end of Jewish jokes authored by some of the finest Jewish (and non-Jewish) comics in our society and many dwell on the thriftiness trait. I take no offense here and I am sure, none was intended.
I certainly don't deny the existence of antisemetic jokes. These are ones that spread vicious lies like Jews being responsible for cult murders or Jews stealing, etc. But this ain't one of them.
"I was raped by a doctor. A bittersweet moment for a Jewish girl."