There is no charlie445...eom
2012 = 28
Because it God does exist, he seems to be pretty unhappy with them if the US Council of Bishops are speaking for him!
He's on long vacation or he just doesn't give a fuck about us!
...then He probably wouldn't pay no more attention to you than you'd pay to any particular spec of sand on a beach. In all likelihood, if a God existed at all, He probably wouldn't be aware that you even exist.