You'd be good at the job because you are able to serially lie with a straight face. And you'd be close enough to gargle his nuts as you would so love to do, every evening after lying to the press. Also, you would make lots of money so you could get off the soup line and even be able to afford hookers again.
in response to Syria's chemical attack?
It's really time to go Spicy, though I really hate to see you leave!
He's so incompetent and flat-out bad at his job he's exactly the kind of person I want explaining Trump's idiocies. Kind of like Clownway. Between the two of them they do nothing but harm Trump's agenda, so I hope they stay.
I think his days are numbered. Though, he still be there for the simple fact that they may not be able to find anyone other than Kelly Ann or Cory Lewandowski to do it, and that would get ugly!
Trump could call on Hope Hicks, who handled the press for his business or that cockeyed cow Sarah Huckabee. Either would be better than Spicey. Which is why I hope he stays.
they have a Sarin Gas nuclear warhead in Irag..they are still looking for it though..
It's really time to go Spicy, though I really hate to see you leave!
Trump's friends in Russia & China will ask the UN to ban it's use. Haha.
How many bombs did US drop on North Vietnam in 1972. Oh, What eventually happened in April 29, 1975 ? Proud day for America.