HILARIOUS!!!! (EOM)
Gleaned from the investigative files 10 clues to watch out for in a new client
10 An armored personal carrier parked out front
9 Arrives at the appointment naked
8 Has a microphone hidden behind his scrotum
7 Asks if you have any fantasy about doing it in a tent
6 Refers to a condom as a baby proof vest
5 Requests to see registration and proof of insurance
4 Thinks shaving his balls prevents you from knowing he is the fuzz
3 Wants to know if you like the K-9 position
2 Lets you perform oral then asks for a receipt
And the number one
1 Keeps referring to his penis as "Little Joe"