the nurse practitioner tells me I'm getting a FULL physical and oh by the way I have a trainee today. At first I think oh crap, then it dawns on me she has a TRAINEE. Oh my god! So the big moment come, drop your pants. There I was standing there with my pants down around my knees and two women starring at me. They both took turns checking out the front side, then it was time to turn around. The trainer demonstrates how to bend over, I thinking, lady I know how to bend over and take it in the ass been working at the same company for what seems like forever. It might not have been so bad if they had wore so CFMs, push up bra, couple buttons undone. She did say she give me a discount, still waiting for that one. the guys thought it was pretty fucking funny, I told them they have something to look forward too.
I also made the mistake of mentioning after one docter got finished and told me everything seem good that another thought that some was a little large. So what does she do, let me check it again. Shit she stuck her finger back in and did a 360 in me. Geez, once again my big mouth does me in. I did check both time to see if I had two hands on my shoulders.
Two types one "do not touch my butt" or the guy that lifts his leg so high and wide its like he is expecting a pap smear......and then you have the guys that want strap-ons or a digit up their arse......I did not see many women say how they feel about anal maybe the men will be more forth coming as to why or why not they enjoy this type of playtime ..... once when I was very new had a guy bring in a large bag with a huge rubber dildo over a foot long and I was like really you want me to stuff that puppy up you I was afraid to hurt him shocking but it fit LOL then told me he just got out of prison LOL explained a lot LOL true story strap-ons can be fun with the right guy its kinda a power trip playing the guy role .....again it has to be a guy that is VERY clean and as a provider you must keep your nails very short as not to hurt anyone.......I would rather do the poking then recieving anyday........
bring on the kinky men, what I wouldn't do to be on the other side of the poking lol
I likely to offend just about everyone but here goes. Willingly being on the receiving end of the poking is like being on top of the food chain and then becoming a vegetarian. I know that statement implies that women are somehow below men and is that what I actually mean? No but... yes in a very specific way... fuck I don't know. It's a convoluted mental path I'm traveling.
From an intellectual standpoint, I myself find it offensive but I guess what I find most erotic is a submissive (to a point) women but one who chooses to be there and gets as much sexual pleasure out of it as I do. As far as anal goes, causing pain to a women is out of the question with the exception of the it hurts so good kind of thing.
Do I think less of those men who happen to like it? Considering my first statement, oddly enough no. To each his own "butt" the thought of being on the receiving end quite literally rubs me the wrong way.
Interesting post, but I don't understand why you'd hide your personna behind the alias.
Anytime you post something that some will disagree with you take a real chance of inviting some potentially vicious attacks. Just look at the general board. While this board is typically more genial than others an alias is still the best way to discuss certain things.
not really my thing. Yes I'm at that age! Is it ok that I used an alias? LOL
the nurse practitioner tells me I'm getting a FULL physical and oh by the way I have a trainee today. At first I think oh crap, then it dawns on me she has a TRAINEE. Oh my god! So the big moment come, drop your pants. There I was standing there with my pants down around my knees and two women starring at me. They both took turns checking out the front side, then it was time to turn around. The trainer demonstrates how to bend over, I thinking, lady I know how to bend over and take it in the ass been working at the same company for what seems like forever. It might not have been so bad if they had wore so CFMs, push up bra, couple buttons undone. She did say she give me a discount, still waiting for that one. the guys thought it was pretty fucking funny, I told them they have something to look forward too.
I also made the mistake of mentioning after one docter got finished and told me everything seem good that another thought that some was a little large. So what does she do, let me check it again. Shit she stuck her finger back in and did a 360 in me. Geez, once again my big mouth does me in. I did check both time to see if I had two hands on my shoulders.
The dildo seems hard and unforgiving. Would prefer the real thing.
I for one, like ass play with a woman. I like it, but I am far from someone who would ever bring/or agree to a dildo being used on me.
Not sure why some guys get freaked out by it. In my mind, it feels good and a woman who provides you a Prostate Massage and a BBBJ combo, yikes!! That will send me to the moon.
P.S. No alias involved
I love having my arse played with. I think a common stereotype is that any guy who enjoys it must be gay. I have NO desire what so ever to have any kind of sex with a guy. I really enjoy having my arse fingered and played with. When a gal finds my prostate and massages it, OMG, the feeling is amazing and it can make you feel like you want to explode with out having your member touched. Also, I find it hard to find a provider who will be the best of both worlds, engage in strap on play, prostate massage, other mild fetish and also share long embraces and deep french kisses. I bet if you ladies ask or offered, you would find more people that you think say yes. I enjoy all sorts of positions as the one doing the entering, but it feels amazing to have a lady using a strap on in the missionary position, feeling her doing the entering, pressing down and giving me a long deep kiss. So ladies, let us guys know if you provide this and I bet you will be pleasantly surprised at the response.
I am not into dildo's being put up there but 1 finger when we are mission is great when you "O" or getting licked down there is the best. LOL
I learned a long time ago to say I would never do something sexual rather not really interested at least now at this time. I did have a woman come up behind me once while a group of us were skinny dipped like 8 years ago or so and she slipped her finger in my ass as we began making out. I think it scared me more than anything being in a lake and feeling something slip up my ass. I had jumped jerking away from her finger and he never tired it again. Happened so fast who knows really how it felt. I can't say I am looking to try it or really even think about it but I would prefer if some lady would try it again they give me a warning so I'm ready for it then don't feel bad if I jerk away again still. I certainly wouldn't want some big as dildo in my ass or some other dude. I don't even like it when a bowel movement gets a little to large.
Only Greek I have ever preformed was when it was openly offered up to me. I have never asked a woman if she would let me even if its on the menu but would never turn it down when offered up. Would prefer its towards the end of a season if I did because its something I don't get often at all it seems different and new and really exciting so I pop quick when it is offered. Anyway my point being on this I don't ask women to do something they wouldn't like so I hope they return the favor and not expect to do it to me LOL
Cool of you to bring this up AzV.
Ass-play is big-bad taboo among men for all the obvious reasons (even worse than tasting your own cum). But there's a rockin' good time to be had once you get past those inhibitions -- the prostate = male g-spot. Stim by partner with finger or device of choice can bring on the most intense o's imaginable. And there are non penis-like toys for those who want to ensure they don't turn gay as a result of the experience. Haven't tried "pegging" yet, but getting sensually poked by a hot lady w/ strap-on is near the top of the bucket list...