We all know the joys of the GFE, the delicious illusion that you're enjoying the attention of a woman who is genuinely into you...deep kisses, soft touches, none of the traditional no-no's, the kind of personal service that marks a lady as a true courtesan.

I have known many wonderful ladies who have perfected the GFE, which has led to my greedy desire to have something more.

I would to find a woman who can call on some dramatic acting skills and take the role play a step farther: How about an HME, a Honeymoon Experience, in which she pounces on me at the door and kisses me like I'm the love of her life. The eye contact, the intensity and passion...it can be exciting with a woman who can pull off the convincing illusion.

Or how about ladies who are even more creative and versatile? Is there anyone who could deliver something kinky like the SSE (Slutty Secretary Experience) the ACGE (Abducted College Girl Experience) or maybe the IDATGTJE (I'll Do Anything to Get the Job Experience)  

lol As you can see, the possibilities are endless.  Ladies, if you have an acronym you think I might like to experience, please get in touch with me.  I'd love to put our dirty minds to work and see what we can dream up!