My ATF is taking French lessons. I told her upon hearing the news that I thought she was already qualified to be an instructor. She looked at me with her ever-so-cute "WTF are you talking about" look and it was then that I realized that this gal had no idea that "French" meant oral sex in our little world...It shouldn't have surprised me since she once asked me what Asian Cowgirl was and she is Asian...

While I completely agree with you unfortunately not all providers think the way that you do Jamie. The acronyms exist because guys want to know what to expect. Personally I don't pay much attention to a lot of them.  When I read about a lady either on her site or in her reviews I'm looking for a couple of intangibles that there are no acronyms for. I love beautiful women and I don't show up at an appointment with a punch list. My best experiences are with ladies who, as you said, are there to please you and know how to do it in a way that feels totally natural and unforced.
Sometimes my ATF and I have so much fun licking, sucking fondling and orally pleasuring each other that we don't even get around to actually boinking.