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Sure--any provider that CLAIMS to be late 30s or 40 is really 50s or 60!angry_smile
Jack Shack 2421 reads
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They ALL lie by 10 years or more in their ads, and TER profiles are usually 7-10 years off too. There are TWO well known grandmothers on this board that advertise that they are in their 30s that are 50 something. Most moron hobbyists believe it.



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Don't see any providers beyond late 40s. Older woman are looking better and younger every year. Saw one in her late 50s at the Metropolitan Museum of Art who looked hot on Friday.

Here's a pic taken this past August. Some parts of me ARE covered up because I'm not perfect. And, I also think it's sexier to leave something to the imagination.

But, I love what I do and I know how to do it...........VERY WELL. In all languages.

Your Always Naughty MILF,
Anneke
PS....loved the fireworks with this thread. THIS is the old NYC board I knew and loved.....some of the time.  xxxx's

ritchie2326 reads

All I can say is .....WOW!!

No let me add simply gorgeous also!!

Jack Shack2422 reads

They ALL lie by 10 years or more in their ads, and TER profiles are usually 7-10 years off too. There are TWO well known grandmothers on this board that advertise that they are in their 30s that are 50 something. Most moron hobbyists believe it.



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Landem3628 reads

Your statement that "They ALL lie by 10 years or more in their ads, and TER profiles are usually 7-10 years off too" is patently untrue and totally ridiculous! Just as ridiculous as your alias.

There was one lady in particular who passed away a year ago at age 50, who told anyone and everyone her true age ... she never claimed to be anything other than exactly how old she actually was.

There are other ladies who I know well ... very well ... well enough to know their true age (not to mention address, personal phone, real life, etc., etc.) whose ads and whose TER profiles DO accurately reflect their true age. And, of course, I do know a few who do "shave" a bit.

Do some ladies lie about their age? Of course!! Are they a majority? Possibly.

But your blanket statement, with the capitalized ALL, is total bullshit!

And as for your "10 years or more" ... that is equally idiotic, probably even MORE idiotic. Among those ladies who do lie, the average number of years "shaved" is more in the neighborhood of 3-to-6, NOT "10 years or more."

By your so-called "logic" ... there is no such thing as a provider under the age of 28!

Why don't you lose the hostility (and the alias!) and look at the world as it really is?

Otherwise ... well, just keep jackin off ... asshole. I can't imagine that any lady would actually see you.




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Of course you are right but we all have to just sort of feel bad for Jack. I am assuming he has either had a terrible week in the msrket or maybe has seen only women in their 50's and 60's that claimed to be 19 on their sites .Besides he is lonely , he can't even get mail.  lol have a good weekend ,Kendall

You are an absolute trip lol!!! You are also VERY true from what you said, we 'ALL' do NOT lie about our ages... Thank you for your whole hearted answer, you seem to be more realistic in your moralities and opinions, thank you!!!

Hey btw... When we gonna see eachother???

Lil' Bitxooxoo

Ooooh, he can't do that. He's still in love with the last provider he saw.

There is a difference between dating and hobbying.You'd never know it by the actions of some.

Landem3435 reads

And as far as her being "the last" ... and just what it was all about ... you have absolutely NO clue to the reality of the world!!




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Landem2835 reads

Believe me ... I have absolutely NO delusions!

Interesting take. No doubt some ladies will "punch" the clock in terms of time standing still on age. I find it funny when ladies get hung up on age because if a guy is attracted to your look and the perfromance is there age is usally not an issue. I'm sure there are some exceptions but turning 40 or 50 is not a crime. If it was most of the ladies clients would disappear!! LOL

But I do remember when a fellow hobbyists asked how old a certain provider was. My reply was:

"In real years or escort years"

rol

for the Gents that love seeing the more mature woman....I'm just not saying that cuz I'm one of them but it's the dam truth

I find it more interesting that a younger gent in his 20's & 30's see us. It's all good either way

I love being a milf and always on advertising describe myself as mature....I want those that want to see me, sure makes for a better encounter.

Terri

...it's all relative and a state of mind....I would rather be 60 and feel 30 than vice-versa.
When I met my ATF a few years back I was 7 years off on my guess in a good way!!  She still looks absoultely beautiful!!  I don't think that is a fair statement that all lie, I think a few may lie but most are right on or close enough, if that matters to you.

and always up front with it.

I also have to agree with the poster just below your post about Annke, she looks fantastic for her age. I just about went down the alley with my bowling ball at a Vegas get together when she told me her age...

It's a great compliment when people tell you that you look great for your age!

Let me know if you're interested

xoxox

Terri



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Let's get together. I'm around until Thursday.

xx's

PS...this gal is one hot milf.

THFKAM3772 reads

First of all, cloast, your reviews are a tribute to your interest in older women.  Kudos to you.  (I'm also amused that you swing from MILFs to nymphos like Lola.  Reminds me of another hobbiest I know).  :)

Your reviews also cover some of the ground that I was going to cover.  For example, have you thought about going back to see Miranda (your first review)?  Not exactly my type, but who can forget her seeming preference for Greek and the Rottweiller resting comfortably at the end of her bed!  

OK, you've heard about Anneke and you've heard from Terri Kares.  Who else?

Lanette Grof (sp?) gets solid reviews and has come to some M&Gs.  If not for her LI location, I would have seen her long ago.

There used to be a midtown UTR place with a couple of Russian women on the northern cusp of 50 who were just fantastic.  One blond named Lily is probably in my personal top 10.  If anyone can send me a PM with her whereabouts, I'd be grateful.  

I may have more to say on this.  Interesting thread.  Sorry it got hijacked by vodkak's unnecessary flaming -- hey, my friend, we all look at life differently, viva la difference.

I tend to go through phases in this hobby: sometimes in the MILF mood or Nympho or Latin or Greek. I tend to gravitate to MILFs since my first sexual experience was with a MILF 14 years my senior (I was 27 then). She wanted a young body to instruct and I needed to learn the facts of life. Call it the the Ms. Robinson thing if you like.

Also, in NYC I see many women on the streets in their 50s who can give 20 year olds a run for their money in the sexiness/looks dept. Never been turned on by a young girl wearing baggy jeans with her thongs showing.

Thanks to the Anneke and Terikares who responded, this week is a little tight for me, but you two are on my radar screen and will be intercepted in due time.

All of the below is my opinion, and not meant to be any sort of universal truth.  So please don't flame me.  And why do we need to get so nasty to each other in the first place?  In my opinion, the above fracas should have all participants given 5 minutes in the penalty booth.  Mean spirited shit!

I have found that the truth between the extreme positions taken above lies somewhere in between.  As a provider starts hitting, say, 53 and up, there is a sometime tendency to tell the real age.  This is  because she looks so good for her age, it becomes a selling point of sorts.  The age factor relates mostly to looks, since some of the best experiences I have ever had are with age 50+ women.  If they are in shape, they can fuck with the best of them.

I have been close more often than not when I use the formula, real years= provider years + 7.  It is closer to the truth than any other "formula" I have seen.  And yes, many of the ladies do tell me their true age after I have seen them for a while.  I have been shown drivers licenses as backup, in some cases.

Based on TER profiles, I have "often" found the following:

26-30 = around 33
31-35 = around 38
36-40 = around 45
41-45 = over 50.

I hope nobody was offended, but we are supposed to all be on the same side here, even with differences of opinion.  We are becoming as partisan and nasty as red states and blue states.  OK! Flame away, if necessary.

Thanks beaner, especially for the commentary on nastiness on the board lately. Seems any time someone tries to post a thought-provoking thread--someone get hot headed about it.

I agree on your formula that one should add a few years just to be on the safe side in the expectations department. Fortunately for me, I look at the whole package: face + body + attitude + skill = fun. Don't need all, just half the varibles will work for me.
Only one provider was really off base with her age, her face looked 55 (not 42) but her body looked 25--so I took an average and ended up with 40. I knew that math would come in handy one day.

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