I just had to try the 15 minute stocking stuffer with flora yesterday.
Guys - I have to tell ya - it was the most fun I have had this holiday season.
This girl can get alot done in 15 minutes.
Full review will be forthcoming.
I saved you the time of writing one.
Only a fool speaks without first having experience or knowledge on a subject or experience. Whats wrong? you dont like seeing a man compliment or recommend a women? You were not a fly on the wall that day, nor have you bothered to come see me, so dont assume things. this board is for truthful encounters, recommendations, and warnings, not for insulting a nice sweet guy or a generous provider whom you never bothered to call, even when she's offering you a more then fair rate for a spectacular service. When will nice manners and respect become the fad instead of clueless insults?
I am happy that my stocking stuffer special has made so many men happy.
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In fact, he is the biggest ass on all of the boards.
I'm more impressed by Flora's ass.
I too, am one of the fortunate recipients of experiencing the "Stocking Stuffer". My review is already posted.
"Tee, Hee, Hee"... i imagine a little boy with dirt under his nails, hiding behind a pile of bricks in a schoolyard, with a stick in his hand, trying to flip up the end of a little girl's skirt...or throwing paper-balls at the back of another kid's head that sits in a desk in front of him at school...or putting a whoopie cushion on his teacher's chair...
Its time to become a man now. you are playing with the TER big boys now.
And the big boys dont play with silly sticks, just nice and wonderfully hard Dic....
A little info on this particular faun: I treat nice men like kings, but bad boys dont get candy for christmas.
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If you've learned to behave yourself, I'll give you your candy. No more silly stick playing. Ill show you more interesting games to play
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Personally, I can't imagine myself enjoying less than an hour, but I also know that other people have other needs, desires and personalities.
The flowery faun made a fair offer, had some takers, and both parties were apparently satisfied. Kudos to her for reaching out to those who were able to take advantage of her offer...
My 24 reviews speak for themselves.
I can enjoy 15 minutes or several hours - and sure what's wrong with dropping your pants and getting sucked?
It is one of the simple pleasures in life.
I like to mix it up - and can afford to.
So how about you stepping up to the plate and letting the moths out of your wallet and trying out one of these lovely ladies - and sharing a review.
I know you guys...you're probibly getting all kinds of ideas about the mention of "dropping pants and getting sucked". Even myself, when hearing it, had some pervy ideas run thru my own mind. So I'll explain what's being talked about when Sean and Tee Hee mention "dropping pants and getting sucked":
well, there was a little accident. see, i have my place all decorated with christmas decor. tree, lights, wreathes, red holiday-spiced candles... and yes, candy-canes. I just cant resist those candy-canes. they only come out at christmas, and I just suck them one after the other. So, of course, my bell rings and a stocking stuffer guy walks in. there i am, sucking on my hundredth candy-cane, and he comes over to say hello and shake my hand. But i was sitting by the heater and didnt realize my candy was melting in my hand. when i reached for his hand to shake, i accidentally touched his pants and left a smear of candy-cane goo all over. So, i was very concerned and told him to hurry up and drop his pants so i could clean off the candy-cane before it dried and stained the fabric. But... since i love candy-canes, i couldnt let any go to waste, so i ignored all etiquette and i sucked the candy right off his pants. Now thats where im a little embarrased, because i know that wasn't the best of manners, especially when you meet someone for the first time. I had hoped this story wouldn't get out..but I feel obliged to tell you exactly what was being sucked on and why my stocking stuffer friend's trousers had to be dropped.
lol
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Not that anyone would think otherwise of a lady..
It's the holiday season, let's drop our sticks for now before things spin out of control. Out of respect for Flora let's move onto a more exciting conversation.
And thanks Flora for taking care of the candy cane in my trousers - you are sweet.
I had to try the stocking stuffer with Flora today, too, and it was just what I needed to brace for the holiday weekend to come. Her pics and reviews speak for themselves, and she has the personality to match. Thanks, Flora. Hey Teehee, stop drinking the Haterade...nobody likes a Grinch.