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LMFAO Ben. Ah, it's Spring time, and my Berries are in season !
DingleBerry 2478 reads
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thirsty3744 reads

Ben Dover, the most innovative object to come out of MN since the baggies in the Metrodome will be your guest mod for a week. I will stop by occasionally but Ben will be driving the bus.

Normally I would ask you to make Ben's visit as unpleasant as possible. However, Ben is going through a rough break up. When I last spoke to Ben, he had just let the air out of his long time fiance. Needless to say, Ben was inconsolable. :(

thirsty

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Smelly Smegma3181 reads

one of those models with the "life like hair",  and "vacuum mouth" ?

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Ben Dover2137 reads

We're going on little field trip this week while thirsty takes a vacation cruise...

Related Link: thirsy's travel agency

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Ricky Desi4429 reads

by hijacking exlurker's donuts?

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Smelly Smegma3249 reads

with Ex recently, and his voice was the same octave as usual.  lol

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thirsty3042 reads

And I just can't drink deap enough of his love!

Okay, I'm done being platonic, I need more butt love than Smelly can provide me,,, I'm going on a cruise! I'll be back in a week or so...  ;)

thirsty

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Smelly Smegma5824 reads

those "Gay cruises to Nowhere" is it ? Drink a few for me, and don't take any uncovered guys where the sun doesn't shine !

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SS3444478 reads


 the benefit of the doubt on this one Thirsty! Since I'm mostly Danish, and all my family originated in Minnesota and Michigan, I'll lay low.

However, I don't trust that sneaky bastard Ben Dover! He has Viking blood in him, which means he is duplicitous by nature!

Remember what he did to Ex! Sailing up the Hudson to steal the donuts! WTF!

I know Ex forgave him, but I'm not so inclined to do so! You F--K with Ex, you F--k with me, and that's not someplace you want to go!

 I'll forgive Ben Dover his transgressions this one time, but his last name better end in "sen" or "son"! If he ever messes with our donuts again, his board will be ransacked. All the Vikings aren't in Minnesota. I'll come, and I'll bring hell with me!

  Lief Erickson!!!    LOL!

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followme3911 reads

You fire the torpedoes and I'll launch an air assault.

Thank You
CV-63

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Jason Varitek3437 reads

He's one of the best "catchers" I know.

Grease yourself up Ben and get ready for NYC!

JV-FOT (friend of thirsty)

P.S. The Yankees Suck!!! (and JD swallows)

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Ben Dover2093 reads

Although the fun won't start until Monday.(I've got a busy weekend nailing Easter Bunnies to crosses, but I'll still get the posts approved, but won't have much time for horse play until next week)

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thirsty3724 reads

AND I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN!!!!

thirsty

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DingleBerry3430 reads

Those little brown ORBS are NOT Chocolate Easter Eggs !!!!  LMAO

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Ben Dover2920 reads

Luckly I wasn't in the mood for any choclates, so I gave the Easter eggs you sent to atl_mgr and thirsty...

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Never a Sober Moment3195 reads

Perhaps you can produce a tart mead that I can serve at the next moderators convention....

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Fats DickaDomino3066 reads

I found my thrill on my honey's dingleberry hill.

Aint that a shame!

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