Put on your Yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
So much funnaka
To hobby on Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of naughty play
We get eight crazy nights
When I feel like the only gal in town
Without a Christmas tree
I make a list of people who are Jewish
Just like you and me
Santino Corleone,
Drinks Manischewitz wine
Then PM's MMax and Lurker with a lady that is fine,
Guess who gives and receives
Loads of Chanukah "O's"
That girl lover jeopcon and Dr Gonzo (they're my boys)
Hyabby thinks he's Jewish,
Smelly acts half too
Coochmeister just keeps wishin'
Put them all together
They'd a funky bad ass Jew
We got Beaner542
And Kim Kelly too
Mr Fisher too is Jewish
Though he's liberal(even)
for a Jew
Put on that yarmulka
Its time for Chanukah
moment and kornlover
both celebrate Chanukah
SS344
Still not a Jew
But guess who is,
We got Buddy M. and
I bet Lawyer is one too(aren't all lawyers Jews???)
Bob Dylan was born a Jew
Then he wasn't
but now he's back,
Bacca isnt, but should do me anyway
'Cause we're Dynamite in the sack.
Onemore007 Isn't
Perfecto isnt too
But Thank the Lord for Waterclone,HOTFORPROS too
Cause theres nothing more exciting than a horny,horny Jew
So many Jews like to hobby
Look for shiksa goddess'too
I always count my blessings
Ms Lewinsky is one oral Jew
Tell the world I wannaka
Get Laid all of chanuka
Eight days of erotica
We'll melt all antartica
It wont be robotica
We'll flare my sciatica
Have a joyous,light filled Chanuka.
Love you all,Mikithemilf(also a Jew)
-- Modified on 12/18/2006 5:44:29 AM
you cant find anything that rhymes with Moment? (LOL) (Then again, I just remembered that a certain hamster of ill repute used to call me Homo-Momento, so maybe I should just shut up).
I wouldn't want to foment anything, but I was fucking this chick who thought that I worked for government making money. Every time she I made her cum she shouted "Go Mint!"
She had taken me to a cheap hotel. You know how I knew it was cheap... No mint!
So I was going down on her but first a popped an altoid in my mouth. The second my tongue touched her she said "Oh. Mint!"
Miki, thanks for the great poem.
-- Modified on 12/18/2006 9:57:43 AM
I must be cluless. Oh.. omelet.
Natasha.
I'll light a candle,
You grab my handle,
Let's have some ecumenical fun.
Little shayna madel,
You can suck on my dredel;
I'll fress till your so wet you run!