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"Hey SMELLY, WTF happened to your Cheez Wiz/Vodka/Asian/Doubles Review? :-)
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Because many asked me to post it -- I don't write reviews any more, but get asked about this one a LOT - From the OLD Julies circa 2004 -->



SMELLY SMEGMA'S REVIEW OF MARIANNA AND MARYLIN


appearance: 7 - Attractive performance: 10 - One in a lifetime
attitude: wild kinky nymphs atmosphere: Le Cirque de Sexe
date visited: May 2004  




I really don't know where to begin on this one because it was so wild and action packed. I've been with both of these ladies before separately and wrote a review of Marylin. Never reviewed Marianna-- had a bit of a language barrier. Marylin speaks pretty decent Spanish and suggested we do a double with Marianna. I'm VERY glad we did because this was a wild kinky version of Le Cirque de Sexe with yours truly as the ringmaster!!! Virtually every continent and letter of the alphabet covered. More wildness in an hour than I've ever experienced. Warning: Don't attempt this duo if you have a heart condition!





Marylin and Marianna met me with big grins at Julie's new midtown location and then proceeded to tear off my clothes. On a previous rendezvous with Marylin she quipped while giving me deep Asian that whipped cream is SO passe, Cheese Wiz is SO much better. I don't think she realized that I was going to oblige her. I arrived with the pressurized fromage and a bottle of Luksosowa Vodka and after my clothes were ripped off both girls got down on their knees and sucked the life out of my cock and balls. Marianna furiously slurping the boys as Marylin inhaled my hog. I knew I wasn't going to last long with this much stimulation so I pointed to the bed and got on all fours.The kink began as Marylin spread my butt cheeks and shot a dollop of the Wiz up my Ahole and proceeded to eagerly give me a colonoscopy with her tongue. Marianni was down below swallowing my pole with just the right combo of mouth, spit, tongue and hands. Marylin shot more dollops of Wiz up there and fromage was EVERYWHERE. Her tongue was 2 inches up my pooper and I swear she reached my prostate! There was only one little PROBLEM....Marianna HATES cheese!!! The IRONY was that Marianna didn't gag at all on my cock (she inhaled it ), but the fromage was making her gag and convulse!!! It was pretty hysterical at this point. Marylin poured vodka on my engorged cheese pole and slurped the fromage from my ass and dick. Marianna was wiping me down with her ever present wipes/napkins as she was gagging from the scent of the aforementioned pressurized, pasteurized, processed imitation cheddar. Marianna finally recovered from her convulsions and convinced that my hog no longer reeked of Limberger, she inhaled it again with Marylin bringing up the rear (pun intended) spelunking in my ass. Shot first cup of DNA on Marianna's great DDs. More vodka, and Marylin started to suck my toes as Marianna bit my nipples. Then I asked if they had any toys? Marylin smiled a devilish smile went to the closet and came out with an 8 inch strap on dildo. She strapped the rubberized cock onto Marianna and asked if I wanted it up the Hershey highway. Not for me thanks. Then Marianna pounded Marylin's pussy doggie with great fervor. Meanwhile, Marylin swallowed my dong and performed a BBBJTCCIMNQNS NO SHIT as Marianna banged her with the dildo for cup #2. More vodka, (no more cheese!) sucked Mariannas massive mammaries as Marylin gobbled Marianna DATY. Both girls licked and sucked me some more and twisted my nipples. More Asian from Marylin (sans fromage), more BBBJTC on Marianna's honeydew melons for cup #3.I had exhausted my supply of DNA and the hour was up. With the circus now over, had another pull of vodka and your humble ringmaster was wobbly weak in the knees. It would be tough to top this experience for fun and kink. Note: Marianna is overly OBSESSIVE with napkins/wipes and also emits strange sounds that remind me of something between Charro's hoochie coochie and a jungle sound reminiscent of Tarzan's Cheetah. She can be a little difficult to communicate with but is an eager beaver (pun intended)!! With Marylin, ANYTHING goes. She's also fun, kinky, and creative.







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