That reminds me of the tree's sexual parts in "A Dirty Shame."

Which, BTW, if anyone out there hasn't seen, they should.  It's quintessential John Waters silliness.  Let's go sexy!

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....and watch out for the SPLINTERS !!

Dang Painful !

Re: For you poor fucking bastards that can't "get wood" LMAO!

 Better check for bees too! That looks like a natural honey hole to me!

Thats really funny

I remember walking along a loch a few years ago, and  started noticing all the trees either had "vaginas" or "knobs" I was starting to think then that trees were like symbols for us, representing sex, reminding us to be sexual. I dont know why trees have knobs and vaginas.... But they do have them, odd enuf.

By the way, Welcome as Mod to NYC. I was away for a few weeks and didnt get a chance to welcome you here. I think photos like this, are really funny, and its nice to have a unique perspective on sexuality.

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A guy finds a lumberjack job in a secluded forest. His first day he pulls the foreman aside and asks him what everyone does for sex. The foreman laughs and brings him over to
this big tree with a hole in it. "This is the fucking tree. Whenever you get horny, come over and put your dick in the hole and fuck away. Trust me, it does the trick every time." The days go by and soon the man gets horny and finally he figures, "What the hell," and sneaks over to the
fucking tree in the middle of the night, whips out his dick and puts it in the hole. To his surprise, it feels great! Soon enough he starts to fuck the shit out of it. After a great
session he goes back to bed with a big smile. The next day all he can think about is going back to the fucking tree. Every tree that he cuts down is one less tree in his way of the fucking tree. Finally the day is done, and he takes off
for the tree. Pulls out his dick, grabs hold of the tree, and shoves it in. Nothing. The man is shocked. He tries again, but still nothing. Feeling very frustrated, the man storms off to
the foreman. "What's wrong with the fucking tree?" The foreman "Oh I forgot to tell you. Today's your day in the tree."