Right before my gf and I were getting ready to break up a few years ago I was reading a Maxim magazine.  There was an article in it about the strip clubs in Montreal.  Since I worked for the hometown airline I decided that's were I'm going after the break up.  I did my research on the internet on Montreal and discovered a whole other side to it - the hobby side.  That's were I discovered this site and others like it and www.merb.ca.

I had never hobbied before(except when I was in the Marines in the Phillippines) but flew to Montreal to start.  The exchange rate at the time was about $1.59 CAN for every US $1.00.  Most of my research told me the average rate for an escort was $130 CAN, about $88 US.  I did my research and flew damn near free to Montreal after the break up.  I used Priceline.com and got a hotel for $50- the Sheraton- I've also stayed at the Holiday Inn Select for $35.  I had done my research and had a list of girls.  I called different agencies and was able to make a date with Erica.  I had no idea what to expect(actually I was expecting a skanky girl) but there was a knock on my door right on time. I opened it to discover the one of the hottest looking girls I had ever been with.  The kicker of it was, my tongue was on the floor and she asked me if she was acceptable.  You can turn them away if you don't like them.  I couldn't believe it.  She looked like she should be working behind the cosmetic counter of Macy's.  She fucked my brains out and left.  I gave a small tip, total under $100 US.



I've been back several times and been with some very hot ladies and some not so hot, but they all have given DFK and BBBJ and they have been the sweetest things.  I've been to several strip clubs, one of which was rumored to be Wayne Gretzky's favorite(Chez Paree.)  You don't have to lay down money on the stage, they don't expect it.  I went to another strip club, tipped the bouncer $3.00CAN and he sat me at the stage.  Two girls walked on the stage and put on a lesbian show 2 feet in front of me.  Where do you see that in the States?  I could hear the slurping sounds.  

Another strip club I went to had the same show and a few guys ran on the stage(I'm thinking the bouncers are going to kick their asses) but they lay down with $5.00 CAN in their mouths and one of the girl's straddle their face while the other eats her out for several seconds before she makes out with the guy and takes the money in her mouth.  Un-fucking-believable!

One time I called an agency for a girl in the morning before my flight left.  I went to get the money and didn't have enough funds(CAN) so I added some US.  I was going to find an ATM and get more CAN$s but there was a knock at the door - she was early.  Another hottie - as she was leaving I gave her the envelope and told her I didn't have enough CAN$ because I spent more at the stripclubs the night before, BUT I added more US, and told her to check it and if there wasn't enough I would get her more at an ATM.  She laughed and waved the envelope at me and told me not to worry about it - "It's just money." she said and left without even counting it!

I cannot begin to describe to you how pissed off I am that I'm laid off from NWA.  No more flight bennies to Montreal.

Unfortunately the exchange rate aint nearly what it was, and the prices for the agencies have gone up.

Here's a few higher priced agencies:  They are still cheaper than what you get for 1 hour in MSP, but you get 2 hours in Montreal

This is the tip of the iceberg.

http://www.frenchkisssociety.com/# or http://www.frenchkissmontreal.com/

http://www.myinvip.com/montreal/girls.htm

http://www.frenchcourtesans.com/index2.htm

http://www.aleevaandfriends.com/Frameset.html

Here's some cheaper agencies:

http://www.asservissante.com/escort_montreal.htm

http://www.satindreamz.com/

http://www.freedom-passion.com/ladies_en.html



Here's a shitload of Montreal info

http://www.sexwork.com/montreal/spreadsheet.html

You'll never want to hobby in MSP again.  And I haven't even told you about the MPs.

I'll expect a thank you!

I also forgot to tell you about the college pussy selling it on the corner of St. Catherine and St. Laurent

Also the escorts that hang out at the bar at the upscale Hotel Del La Montagne.



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