I can't find what I'm looking for. I'm not cheap. I'm low maintenance. I'm respectful. Why can't I find the perfect provider I'm looking for... 22-34, athletic tone body, tan, blonde or brunette, great legs and ass, pretty face and perky fake or real tits (i'll sacrifice tits if ass and legs are right), no tatts or maybe just one back tatt (no sleeves). White, baltic, latino, eastern european but needs to speak good enough English. I'm not looking in the right places? I've found some very good service providers on this site (I've repeated a couple of times) but I can't find my regular once-or-twice-a-week (maybe a trip to Vegas).

If CV and TER can't satisfy your low maintenance then
you may as well find a new hobby.
Try LAPD files.

thanks, I just spit wine on my laptop.

Damn, you guys are pretty hard on a newbie. I was just looking to get pointed in the right direction. I'm just learning this place. Sorry. LOL. Anyway, what should I think of a provider who emailed me saying she might be what I'm looking for and that I should read her reviews but the name she emailed me from doesn't show up? pensers son

The thing is you came on here asking a lot of questions that imply you have been seeing providers yet can't find any that are good enough.  That makes no sense to us unless there is another motive or you are looking for something "very different" and have not realized it yourself yet.  Then you don't have any reviews.  There is a newbie board.  We don't really know what you like, only you know.  If one of us suggested someone to you how the heck could we be sure it was your taste.  That is for you to decide.  The last thing we would want to do is suggest someone to an unknown person that would turn out to be a problem or set up.  

You need to work within the system.  There are lots of resources to find ladies here of your taste better than any one of us can suggest.  If we think you might be trying to work your way in to get past safeguards set up for provider safety, etc, you can't expect to get very far with us.  It's not you personally, someone else recently got the suggestion of Rosey Palm and her five friends as a provider for a similar question.  We are just using caution my friend, or officer, or whoever you are.

OK. Thanks. I appreciate the feedback. The review I submitted got shot down because it didn't provide enough detail. I was uncomfortable telling the details. But I really appreciate you taking the time to set me straight. Thanks.

We have all had that problem where they reject due to a lack of detail.  You can always add more if you want and resubmit it.

Mike, are you talking about me?
Why not just reply to my message instead of asking about it on the board?
I can't bite you from your inbox.  

You should be able to click on my reviews beside my name to check me out...
I'm real, promise!

Personally, I appreciate a client who is respectful in his reviews. There's definitely an art to giving a TER worthy review while being respectful and honorable. As a provider, I'm more likely to see a client whose reviews are of that nature rather than disembodied and objectified. i can offer you some examples if you're interested.