How old were you when you had your first sexual encounter with someone with a tattoo?  My answer:  22.  The last time was Saturday night.  

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18. They have since been covered up. But a VERY funny story...

I thought, as most 18 year olds do, that I was deep and broody and knew everything. I got an abbreviated Descartes quote (having no real concept of Cartesian dualism, of course), with 'je pense' on one hip and 'je suis' on the other hip. ('I think' and 'I am,' for the non-French speakers). I was really tiny at the time- like far smaller than I currently am, and as I got healthier the tattoos began to stretch- one of the many reasons why text is such a bad idea for a tattoo. The 'je suis' started to look like Jesus. I was stripping at the time, and I cannot tell you how many people asked me if I was Christian, or if my boyfriend's name was Jesus (spanish pronunciation here). Jewish and no, lol. Eventually I got them covered up by the anti-war John Singer Sargent painting that's currently there.

A Happy Go Lucky attitude....so that phrase in Japanese is tattoo'd on me...you'll have to book me to see where it's at, and my rates are negotiable.....lol

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My first was two small pieces done at the same time. The second was a full Japanese-style back piece.