Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.



When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".

But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job".

Moral of the story:

"Hard work is never appreciated”

Thanks for reminding us Ashley.

Swim
xoxo

I'm not giving any of you buddies a "good Job" dude.  Nope, not going to happen so don't ask.

I was not asking for a 'good job' buddy reply.  WTF are you talking about????

Swim

Ashle, I apoligize, I will remember next time.