Just wanted to share something silly my friend said...
I asked my bud right before an apt if I could borrow some WD-40 ... they said "Hell of an apt that would need WD 40! Guy musta been in a major dry spell!"
hehe
-- Modified on 4/11/2012 4:46:44 PM
On your sceen door and not on the gent. If I recall, you have a preferred lube and it's not WD40!
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