A man is involved in an accident and loses his left eye.  Unfortunately, his insurance would only provide him with a wooden eye and not a glass one.  Obviously, the wooden eye was not as attractive as a glass eye, meaning the poor man was constantly being ridiculed because of his wooden eye.  Every where he went people made fun of his wooden eye.  Whenever he met women all they did was stare at his wooden eye which would drive him crazy.  Fortunately, he finally met a woman, who like him had a facial defect that made it difficult for her to meet men.  The lady's deformity was that her lips did not run horizontal, but vertical instead.  Because of her deformity, her eyes and nose was a little higher in order to accommodate her vertical lips.  Anyway, the two dated and neither one ever mentioned the other's deformity.  She never commented on his wooden eye and he never commented on her vertical lips.  Everything went great and after a year of romance he decided to pop the question to her.  He made reservations at the fanciest restaurant in town, requesting a quite table and even ordered her favorite flowers to be a centerpiece.  That night they dined on the best filet mignon accompanied by the finest wine.  After dinner while romantically enjoying the last of their wine, he stood up, took a knee, softly took her hand, and said "would you marry me."  Surprised and happy she said, "oh wouldn't I."  He said "pussy face."