PRESS RELEASE

Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that
VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will
be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage for use
as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now be
possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of
cocktails, highballs, and just a good old fashioned
stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of
Mount And Do.

Also, just something to think about. The long term
implications of drugs and medical procedures must be
fully considered. Over the past few years, more money
has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was
spent on Alzheimer's Disease research. It is believed
that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of
people wandering around with huge breasts and
erections who can't remember what to do with them.