A cop pulls over a blonde in a convertable. "May I see you license", he asks. "What's that?" asks the girl. "It's a peace of paper that proves you're able to drive" the cop explains.
After reviewing her license the cop says, "I'm going to have to give you a ticket". "A ticket, what's that?" asks the girl. With that the cop unzips is pants and pulls out his "billyclub".
"Oh, no" says the girl, "not another breathalizer test!"
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