One day there was this Teacher who after missing a few days of school because of snow on friday decided to tell her students that there was going to be a test monday no matter what.

So the the class clown in class raises his had asks, "Well what if I have some great sexaul expeirences this weekend and I come in on monday and I am just too tired to take that test?"

Then the teacher responds with, "Well I guess you will have to use your left hand to write then."