A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy
session with four mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions" he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "you are obsessed
with eating and you've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, "your obsession is
with money, again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mom, "Your obsession is
alcohol, this too manifests itself in y our child's name Brandy."
At this point the fourth mother gets up, takes her
little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick we're leaving."
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