A little boy, who lives on a farm, comes down to
breakfast.  His  mother asks if he has done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does
his chores.

Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?

Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?", he
asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week.  And I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast
and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,  "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"