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I've seen a lot of our common terms here on trucks or billboards or shirts.  Saw UTR, CBJ and similar recently and I know my definition is definitely not what the shirt or truck means

Saw a big rig on the interstate today that said B.S.C. Trucking on the side.🤔

I've seen a lot of our common terms here on trucks or billboards or shirts.  Saw UTR, CBJ and similar recently and I know my definition is definitely not what the shirt or truck means

How would you like to tell people that you work for BJs  Wholesale Club?

I once knew a gal with initials atm. Ya know, I wonder if she ever has....

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We're a bunch is weenies with more time on our hands than we know what to do with anyways.

How about this license plate I once saw on a car driven by a PYT:  PSMC.

Use some imagination now

Hmmmm, you might have me on that one.

Pussy Sex, Mouth Cum?
Please Suck My Clit?
Please Screw My Cunt?
Por favor, Sexo en Mi Culo?

I give up.

Around my town they have been filming a movie called "Cliffs of Freedom" and the signs directing the cast/crew to the set locations say:

COF filming. I can only crack up when I'm alone, but damn that is a funny one. I've always wanted to be an extra. Even a non-speaking role would be fine!

And I just did a drive across part of the midwest, where I passed a car that had those yellow lights on the top and the vehicle is placed in front of or in back of a wide load on the interstate. The sign on the side of the not-very-good car said:

"Certified Escort Vehicle".

LMAO, that COF is hilarious. You gonna tell me nobody on that film crew knows? They know, at least some of them, and they're laughing their asses off.

I guess that's why those are usually called pilot cars/vehicles. 🙂

Those are the vehicles providers who have drivers use I gather! ;) Certified safe from LEO!

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