"if I don't show up I'll give you the back rub free!"........> Can't wait to make an appointment and hope she doesn't show up so I get a free back rub!
"I need help with lawyer fees" .......> I am sure that got her a lot of calls :?
Ad said she was the master of subduction .......> Which is when one tectonic plate slides under another. Might be fun? I was thinking that the orgasms she creates are so intense that it feels like there's some kind of geological activity going in. Hmmmmm...maybe I should start putting that in my ads?
Ads that only have 9 or less digits for the phone number .......> I bet her phone is ringing off the hook!
Ads where there are a million simple misspellings but advertises as having a College Degree ..........> Problly gradje8ed magna cum loudly
"I also have cialis pills to purchase for incompotence if needed" ........> I didn't know there was a cure for that!
"WILLING ReADY TO SEVER UR NEEDS" .........> LMFAO. Glad I am not a guy!
An ad that has one of those bathroom self portraits and there was a big turd in the bowl .......> Probably a secret code for potty play?
"sustaining girl" .......> What exactly does a "sustaining girl" do? Ice packs? Or send me a monthly stipend?
------------------- Just a few of many I found somewhere else.
What are some of the oddest, hilarious, or plain scariest ads you have all come across?
I am not immune, I have typed too fast and accidentally misspelled things. Thank God I double checked.
"Food, Gas, Hospital".
"If you or some you love has been harmed or even killed by XXXXX, contact us immediately."
If it was me that had been killed, I would call right away.
Header or text of the message talks about her being a "hot blonde" but the photo in the ad is that of a brunette. Or the other way around.
Similar to ad for a "white girl" but the photo is that of a black girl. And, again, the other way around.
Ads that have no email or telephone or other way to contact the poster (see this often on backpage)
Ads that say she's "new to the city"... and the ad has been running for a year.
A backpage ad I saw recently had a video attachment and in the video, the girl was smoking what was obviously a joint.
I could go on but, frankly, every day I see stupid ads, especially on backpage. Frankly, I don't find them funny any more, just sad.
And wanted to meet. I didn't bother to explain that I was not interested in receiving cock pictures, but just texted, "it's too late". My spell check changed it to, "it's too icky" and I sent it without realizing what i had said!
Okay, it's not an ad but it was a dumb thing that I typed.
Hahahaha, it's cool you can laugh at yourself.
I'm curious, did the guy respond to "icky"?