So finally after their marriage, this couple are in their honeymoon suite.    The girl curious asks the guy "honey, what is a penis".    The guy is excited to know she is a real virgin, he drops his pants, pulls out his boxer and shows her his penis.    The girls says "Oh, it is like a dick but a little smaller".

Then to get further devastated, the suite had long mirror in the ceiling.    When he collapses on the bed the girl cuddles next to him and reads the sentence written on the mirror.   She says "honey, it says objects are smaller than they appear"

They finally settle down and the guy says "you got tiny tits and I got tiny dick"