An eighty year old woman goes to the Doctor for a check up. She was required to bring
with her all types of medicine she had at home. As the Doctor was looking through these
he came across Birth Control pills.
"Mrs. Smith do you realize that these are Birth Control pills"? he said.
"Yes, they help me sleep at night" She said.
"But Mrs. Smith, there is nothing in them that would help you to sleep!"
"I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it in the glass of orange juice
that my 17 year old granddaughter drinks, believe me, it helps me sleep at night"!
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