Chicago
Mmm... ABBA's Greatest Hits cranked up loud and blowing down the walls...
"Dancing Queen, lean and mean, only 17 (ooohhhaaaaahhh)..." Don't knock belly dancing, you should see how much weight I've lost. Some women shake their ass to lose weight, not me, I have no ass. Some say I'm flat-chested but if you look real close you'll find itty bitty titties. See, right there, come on, look closer. Go ahead, touch them, you'll see - man boobs.
I can't believe Vanilli, that lip-synching Ashley! Don't get me started on Willis, I'm gonna sue his ass to kingdom come! I DO see dead people and unlike him, I'm not dead (yet). Now there's a friggin' movie for ya.
Thanks for the compliment about being a medium. I used to be a large but all that ABBA belly dancing has worked miracles for my girlish figure. My stomach almost matches my ass and it's on fire baby! Hot ass headed your way. Read my reviews on PNVER (Polish Not Very Erotic Review).
Pee-Pee
-- Modified on 12/27/2010 5:17:00 PM
There's a HUGE difference between bad providers and bad girls. We LOVE bad girls, the badder the better. And chasing bad girls is a great pastime, even better than baseball (uh oh, I see a train wreck coming). We waste, I mean spend, countless hours chasing after bad girls and when we catch 'em, watch out!
Also, we can't say bad providers suck because if they did they wouldn't be bad providers now would they? Bad girls suck. Oh yeah, suck it good
It is embarrassing to admit the fact that my alter-ego "Giselle" is supposed to be a leggy, tan, blue-eyed brunette chick when in all actuality I am a 12-year-old boy. I frequent the orthodontist to have my braces tightened every month so sufficite it to say I cannot chew gum or taffy
My Nana homeschools me which gives me a bountiful time frame for TER, facebook, myspace and choking my chicken.
Gosh, it sure feels good to get this secret out...
XXX"Giselle"
The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.
I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman. Just getting in touch with my feminine side. I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts. (Oops, that's my alter-ego)
I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology." He has also achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)
Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go. Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results. (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often. You become fair game and get outed also!
JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board! Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss. But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard. He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!
Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'
Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation. He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions. How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?
Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed. Hence his nickname on this board. He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.
So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do. We'd love to hear from you.
Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")
My Nana homeschools me which gives me a bountiful time frame for TER, facebook, myspace and choking my chicken.Gosh, it sure feels good to get this secret out...
XXX"Giselle"
The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.
I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman. Just getting in touch with my feminine side. I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts. (Oops, that's my alter-ego)
I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology." He has also achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)
Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go. Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results. (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often. You become fair game and get outed also!
JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board! Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss. But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard. He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!
Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'
Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation. He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions. How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?
Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed. Hence his nickname on this board. He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.
So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do. We'd love to hear from you.
Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")
The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.
I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman. Just getting in touch with my feminine side. I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts. (Oops, that's my alter-ego)
I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology." He has also achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.
I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)
Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go. Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results. (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often. You become fair game and get outed also!
JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board! Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss. But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard. He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!
Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'
Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation. He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions. How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?
Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed. Hence his nickname on this board. He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.
So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do. We'd love to hear from you.
Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")
Mmm... ABBA's Greatest Hits cranked up loud and blowing down the walls...
"Dancing Queen, lean and mean, only 17 (ooohhhaaaaahhh)..." Don't knock belly dancing, you should see how much weight I've lost. Some women shake their ass to lose weight, not me, I have no ass. Some say I'm flat-chested but if you look real close you'll find itty bitty titties. See, right there, come on, look closer. Go ahead, touch them, you'll see - man boobs.
I can't believe Vanilli, that lip-synching Ashley! Don't get me started on Willis, I'm gonna sue his ass to kingdom come! I DO see dead people and unlike him, I'm not dead (yet). Now there's a friggin' movie for ya.
Thanks for the compliment about being a medium. I used to be a large but all that ABBA belly dancing has worked miracles for my girlish figure. My stomach almost matches my ass and it's on fire baby! Hot ass headed your way. Read my reviews on PNVER (Polish Not Very Erotic Review).
Pee-Pee
-- Modified on 12/27/2010 5:17:00 PM
You could have been the material used to make the pouch in my jockstrap.
Of course, only in my fantasy world and in front of a trick mirror is more than a few square inches of said material needed . . . . . . . .