but as a professional, that rarely stops me from wanting morning sex, hangover or not.
I am a pig and perfectly happy to just roll over and fuck, funk breath or not, but years of being "domesticated" by women has given me the ability to at least get up and brush the funk out of my breath before breathing all over the lucky lady that gets to wake up with me. lolI received an e-mail shortly after I woke up this morning that was quite sexy. The person was expecting me to be in a sexy sexting mood as well, but the truth of the matter is.... I just don't feel sexy when I don't feel clean. I would love to be able to claim I feel like having sex 24/7 and love it when someone wakes me up in the middle of the night to play. But the truth is...when I wake up with funky breath, hair looking like something from a Flock of Seagulls video, and yesterday's mascara smudged around my eyes, I don't even want to touch myself.
I feel so guilty right now! I feel like I totally disappointed the person that sexted me. I would love to be like everyone else and love sex first thing in the morning, but I just don't. I need to feel clean so I can let loose and just....go for it!
Does anyone else have any hang ups they are willing to admit to?
many decades ago when morning sex was in the cards. I think guys may be a little different Marie when you wake up with morning wood you really don't care what she looks like!!
But I am with you now morning sex feeling funky doesn't appeal to me. A shower together after a brushing and gargle could be an option?
I'm a night owl and the only thing I like about mornings is you can't have evenings without mornings first. and morning for me is 11:30 am. I have a sleep disorder since 2012 and it sux. Even before that, I wasn't a morning person, but now it's so much worse.
I'm at my best starting around 6pm and my hours of entertaining start at 4:30 pm.
Steph xoxo
and had 3 cups of coffee - probably because I usually have a hangover
but as a professional, that rarely stops me from wanting morning sex, hangover or not.
I am a pig and perfectly happy to just roll over and fuck, funk breath or not, but years of being "domesticated" by women has given me the ability to at least get up and brush the funk out of my breath before breathing all over the lucky lady that gets to wake up with me. lol
get you are hair brush and some Listerine and then we are going to f*ck baby. LOL