Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!!
Thanks for the morning laugh
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your rump."
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder - it's 'Miracle Grow'!"
LOL glad I don't have that problem!!
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little "dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder - it's 'Miracle Grow'!"